Fairies? Princesses? Cute, fuzzy dragons and tigers and pumpkins? What, are you trying to make Halloween boring?
You got small children? You've got a golden opportunity: take advantage of their lack of strong preferences regarding costumes now, while you have the chance. Some day soon, they're going to have opinions about dressing-up. Until then, impose your own.
And make it good.
After all, when else are you going to be able to dress your children up as tiny thugs from a dystopian future so that you can have yourself some wee Droog companions?
Because, seriously. Halloween is supposed to be fun for us, too.
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