Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman: Christmas Miracles, FOR THE WIN

Don't let your kids watch this. Or, do, but be prepared to explain why Frosty keeps his porn in an abandoned rail car.

I'll never look at Frosty the same way again. Nor Neil Patrick Harris, who, seriously, has crossed some sort of cosmic improbability barrier by making Frosty the Snowman seem kind of, you know, hot.

Yes, that pun was entirely intended.

As you were.

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