I’m not sure exactly what it means to call Lady Gaga a ‘school run mom’ (anyone, anyone?), as one UK blog did last week, but I do know what ‘yummy mummy‘ means and its use in reference to Lady Gaga just confuses me, not least because she doesn’t have children, but also because, what?
The accuser at Angels And Urchins, a UK momsite, insists that Ms. Gaga must be a mom, and points to such incontrovertible evidence as she’s obviously totally exhausted, which usually means that one is housed with small children, so. And she wears outfits that seem custom-made to both amuse children and be totally wipe-cleanable, being, as they are, so often made entirely of plastics (I would point out here that they also often seem to involve multiple choking hazards, but it’s possible that child-safety regulations are more lax in the UK, so I’ll keep that to myself.) Also, she wears wigs, which might count for something if you cite this fine lady as your primary reference for what regular moms are like – and you could do worse in defining ‘regular moms’ – but also might not.
This, however, is the most compelling evidence: “Her new album is called The Lady Monster. She’s tweeted about it. ‘Xfactor, jingleball, the queen
and royal variety. I will brave another 24 hrs in these heels and dress, because my monsters would want me to.’ She can only be talking about her children. She’s probably got girls, they do love a nice pair of heels.”
Which, YES. This is evidence. Any woman who cites her monsters as reasons to keep going has almost certainly got small children. And could probably use some Ativan and/or a three-martini playdate.
Lady Gaga, call me.
About Her Bad Mother
LOL!!! I love this post, you just made my morning!
This is hilarious!
School run=picking kids up at school
As in: “I have to squeeze in some grocery shopping before the school run.”
She is pretty hot, I think ive seen some free milf porn wheres theres milfs that look just like her
Thanks for picking up on this, but don’t tell Boden (the UK’s chief cardigan makers) that a new rubber version isn’t likely to be a goer with the health & safety brigade. And a wig? Well, I definitely need one because my babies have a habit of yanking mine out. And a ‘school run mum’ is the average mum (clearly not you, but someone like me with a child’s breakfast on her shoulders) racing against time to get the children up and ready and out of the door in the morning. See, just like Gaga, the ultimate multi-tasker!
PS. yes please to the three Martini playdate.