From The Cry Me A River Files: Balloon Dad Goes To Jail
Richard Heene went to jail today. All together now: POOR BABY.
Now we just have to wait and see if he can balloon himself out of the prison yard.
Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
Richard Heene went to jail today. All together now: POOR BABY.
Now we just have to wait and see if he can balloon himself out of the prison yard.
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Waa waaa waaahhh…. stupid fucker.
Please let this be a lesson to all the narcissistic dipshits of the world who put fame ahead of others. Please let someone learn something from this fiasco. Also, let this man just go away. No book deals, no interviews. Nothing. Let him just go *poof*. God, he probably thinks going to jail will be a spring board to fame. He probably envisions press releases and making statements post prison. I really hope he won’t even get a Hollywood Square for what he’s done.