My daughter is only in junior kindergarten, so she’s never been in a school play. She has, however, been in a dance recital, and I can tell you that it was not inspired by the movie Showgirls or the Demi Moore classic Striptease or even that old favorite, Flashdance. This, obviously, was a very great relief to me, not least because not one of those films would benefit from a live action remake.
The following grade school play was, however, inspired by a movie, and an R-rated one at that. Behold, people, for I bring you A Very Little Kids Presentation Of SCARFACE:
I’m not sure about this, but I’m guessing that school isn’t Montessori.