A recent study in baby development explains, I think, my entirely unscientifically proven assertion that Canadian babies are in fact more intelligent than the average bear. According to science – SCIENCE, people – a chemical that is found in eggs and pork products might help in the development of a baby’s growing brain.
HUZZAH! I knew Canada was on to something with all the bacon.
Anyway. These obviously intelligent and well-fed researchers discovered that ‘the micronutrient, called choline, is vital in helping babies in the womb develop parts of their brains linked to memory and recall.‘ And choline is found in bacon and eggs, FTW! You got that, preggos? EAT MORE BACON.
Keep up the good work, you fancy schmancy research people. Now, back to proving that cupcakes are indeed a completely nutritionally misunderstood food group and that they do, in fact, make you better in bed.
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