… does Richard Alpert, aka Ricardo, aka Ricardus, aka That Hot Guy Who Never Ages And Who Can Totally Stare Down Ben, wear eyeliner?
Did you ever doubt it? Because, yes, of course – OF COURSE – he does. Maybelline Eye Studio Lasting Drama Gel Eyeliner, I think:
I’d say that that’s pretty good evidence. Now you know.
Unless, that is, that was just some cheekiness on the part of the Lost producers, poking fun at everybody’s relentless speculation about whether or not Richard Alpert does guyliner, which is totally possible, so. Make of that what you will.
I don’t have much to contribute beyond that. Lost has been so blowing my mind lately that I just don’t have the synapses available to deconstruct it episode by episode. I will say these few things, though:
1.) Last week? The Miles and Sawyer cop show? Can we start an online campaign to get that made into a real show? And maybe bring Hurley into it? Call it Sawyersky and Hatch?
2.) SAWYER NOM NOM NOM.
3.) This week’s Richard Alpert episode was awesomeness to the power of pi. But you didn’t need me to tell you that. Also, his wife? So gorgeous, dead or alive. Almost made up for the corpse-eating pig, which, ew.
4.) Jacob is a bit of a dick.
5.) Calling it now: Fake Locke is not really, totally fake. Remember how Locke died a few seasons back, when Ben shot him? What if some sort of transformation took place then? I’m not sure if he got Smokified then, or what, but he was kind of dead, right? And then he got all butch after that, so. Just sayin’. I don’t think that Smokey is just inhabiting his corpse, or that it *just* happened with his corpse coming to the island.
6.) In the locked room in Widmore’s submarine? Desmond. Or! Aaron.
7.) Why is next week’s episode airing two hours earlier? They do realize that my children won’t be getting their dinner, right? LOST PRODUCERS HATE BABIES.
Any thoughts you want to share?