I don’t know about you, but I was really glad that this week’s Lost finally – FINALLY, after years of stringing us along – answered the question that we were all dying to know the answer to…
… does Richard Alpert, aka Ricardo, aka Ricardus, aka That Hot Guy Who Never Ages And Who Can Totally Stare Down Ben, wear eyeliner?
Did you ever doubt it? Because, yes, of course – OF COURSE – he does. Maybelline Eye Studio Lasting Drama Gel Eyeliner, I think:
I’d say that that’s pretty good evidence. Now you know.
Unless, that is, that was just some cheekiness on the part of the Lost producers, poking fun at everybody’s relentless speculation about whether or not Richard Alpert does guyliner, which is totally possible, so. Make of that what you will.
I don’t have much to contribute beyond that. Lost has been so blowing my mind lately that I just don’t have the synapses available to deconstruct it episode by episode. I will say these few things, though:
1.) Last week? The Miles and Sawyer cop show? Can we start an online campaign to get that made into a real show? And maybe bring Hurley into it? Call it Sawyersky and Hatch?
2.) SAWYER NOM NOM NOM.
3.) This week’s Richard Alpert episode was awesomeness to the power of pi. But you didn’t need me to tell you that. Also, his wife? So gorgeous, dead or alive. Almost made up for the corpse-eating pig, which, ew.
4.) Jacob is a bit of a dick.
5.) Calling it now: Fake Locke is not really, totally fake. Remember how Locke died a few seasons back, when Ben shot him? What if some sort of transformation took place then? I’m not sure if he got Smokified then, or what, but he was kind of dead, right? And then he got all butch after that, so. Just sayin’. I don’t think that Smokey is just inhabiting his corpse, or that it *just* happened with his corpse coming to the island.
6.) In the locked room in Widmore’s submarine? Desmond. Or! Aaron.
7.) Why is next week’s episode airing two hours earlier? They do realize that my children won’t be getting their dinner, right? LOST PRODUCERS HATE BABIES.
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About Her Bad Mother
1. you can also see that, right after Jacob dunks (BAPTIZES!!!!! HEAVY HANDED SYMBOLISM MUCH?) Ricardo, Ricardo’s guyliner is missing.
2. @MAriaMelle reminded me this week that Richard Batmanuel from THE TICK (!!!)
3. Nice to see that even as a cop, Sawyer is still keepin’ it klassy (sunflower and a six pack? nice)
4. did you notice the captain of the ship was named Whit field? not Whitmore, but….?
5. Sawyersky & Hatch? BRIL.
6. Personally, don’t like Sawyer. Needs to go get some shoulders–seriously, his arms hang straight off his damn neck, gives me tha heebie jeebies.
7. Ricardo’s wife TOTALLY gorgeous. And i loved the scene where Hurley got to pretend he was Whoopi in GHOST, translating for the dead. I kept waiting for Hurley and Richard to start making out.
8. Forget I said that. Ew.
I noticed the Whit/field Whit/more thing, and wondered about that.
And? Are you kidding about Sawyer’s shoulders? THE MAN HAS HOT SHOULDERS. But if you’re not into that, fine, more for me ;)
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Totally adorable face, personality, etc. Just can’t get past Lack of Shoulders.
Exhibit A:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2008/12/holloway-shirtless/josh-holloway-shirtless-08.jpg&imgrefurl=http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1586751/josh-holloway-shirtless-08/&usg=__W6Of9zxD2zTvW4O6-oLjhDMrbKk=&h=1222&w=816&sz=227&hl=en&start=265&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=BIBLShIVkwzP0M:&tbnh=150&tbnw=100&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djosh%2Bholloway%26start%3D260%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1W1RNWO_en%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs%3Disch:1
I’m just sayin’
crap, forgot to tinyurl that sucker. here’s another:
Exhibit B:
http://tinyurl.com/yfak9s8
No. Shoulders.
I’m not sayin’ you’re wrong for loving him, though, you go right ahead. I wouldn;t kick him out of bed, it’s just…I’d have to ask him a series of questions he didn’t know the answer to so he’d keep shrugging…
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So, I’ve also been intrigued by Richard Alpert’s eyeliner look. However, I think that it is natural. He looks like that in every show/movie he’s been in. Here is a link : http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/01/30/richard-alpert/ that claims it is not guyliner. Personally, I dig the look!
Actually, he doesn’t. I know, I wouldn’t believe it either. Hubs and I were watching extras on our season 5 DVDs, and they showed him in make-up. the make-up artist had to apply powder to tone down that guy-liner look. Honest!
I’m totally down with #4. Jacob isn’t the goody-two shoes he wants us to think he is. Although MiB (FLocke, Smokey) is probably worse than we think.
This has, by far, been my favorite episode of LOST ever.
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