Courtney Love Has Ed Norton For a Family Mediator? May This Bad Mom Have Ewan McGregor Please?

Or Johnny Depp. I’m not fussy, either will do the trick. And seriously that is the first thing I thought when I read that Courtney Love claims that the handsome Edward Norton is her go-between / communicator with daughter Frances Bean. Courtney cannot speak directly to 17 year old Frances Bean (another offspring of my past unrequited crushes who reminds me that I’m getting old) because of a restraining order. I hear restraining orders really cramp mother daughter relationships.

Speaking of restraining orders, I wouldn’t be surprised if G takes one out on me one day. After all, she did fire me on one particularly trying stretch of our recent road trip. No really she did. She told me I was fired AND because I wouldn’t let her paint in the back seat she moaned “oh no, I guess I’ll never grow up to be an artist now!‘ Way to blame me for your unrealized dreams at age FOUR kid. But I shouldn’t joke. That’s the kind that will come back and haunt me one day.

Anyway *knocks wood*. Back in December, Frances was placed in the care of Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister after reports of a violent fight between mother and daughter. Since communication is minimal between the two as per court order, ex-boyfriend of Courtney Ed Norton has apparently stepped in to mediate talks between Courtney and Frances.

After reading the article about what Courtney has been doing since the court removed her daughter from her care, I really hope she is finding ways to fix their relationship. As she said herself, Frances will be 18 next year and legally an adult so they can reunite if that’s what they both want. Love does have an album coming out and maybe an acting role with Brad Pitt so it’s looking good.

Wait a second, she has Edward Norton acting as her family counsellor and Brad Pitt as a co-worker? I cry foul. That’s too many hot guys at one time.

Hey Ed, when your done relaying messages for Courtney can you come and over and help in the battles between me and my four year old? I’m sick of the fact that she keeps winning; my girl has tantrums down to a science.

Who would you chose if you could have someone famous act as a family mediator? I think I would go with Tracy Morgen from 30 Rock because I can only imagine that he’d make our insanity look sane. Or maybe Carl Sagan; his voice is a like a tranquillizer dart gun which could prove useful in some family disputes.

source via Huffington Post