You must, by now, have seen that Old Spice commercial. You know, that one. If you haven’t, your life is much sadder than you think, and you must rectify that. If, however, you have, and you are anything like me, you have probably spent countless hours making your daughter’s stuffed animals say things like “look at your gorilla, now back at me; look at your gorilla, now back at me” and wondering just how much better an episode of Dora would be if Boots suddenly up and went “I AM ON A HORSE.”
It’s twisted, I know, but I’m not alone:
I promise you, you will never look at The Lion King the same way again.
(Here’s the original, just in case you don’t have it memorized, or – HORRORS – have never seen it. You can thank me later.)