And Now I Can’t Wait To Go To Church On Sundays

By on April 21, 2010 10 Comments

One of the hardest things about motherhood is all the crap you have to lug. There’s the diaper bag and the stroller and your purse and…oh yeah, THE BABY. There is no more “running in the grocery store for a quick sec.” Now it’s a Broadway Production complete with Migraine Headache.

It’s awesome.

I’ve been doing this whole mom thing for 16 years. (Please note the bags under my eyes. There are 16. I’m like a tree, for cryin’ out loud). And when I started oh-so-long ago, there weren’t nearly the amount of gadgets that there are now. In a way, I feel cheated.

I mean, there was no diaper wipe warmer, or baby sling, or God forbid a Diaper Genie. No. We had to actually place the dirty diaper IN THE GARBAGE PAIL. (*insert gasp here*)

So now that I’m past the baby stage (for the most part; I mean, do they ever *really* grow up?) I have no use for the latest and greatest inventions.

BUT!

I do have a use for things like THIS.

It looks like a purse but is actually Mom's Best Friend

Dude.

I’m all over this.

It’s perfect for soccer games and piano recitals and cheer competitions and Sunday School and… well, the sky’s the limit if you ask me.

And the best part?

I bet it’s also *perfect* for dispensing breast milk. Or Cosmopolitans. Whatever.

Inventions like these are exactly the reason I became a mom.

Oh. And because I thought motherhood would be fun.

I never said I was a genius.

Comments

  1. There’s never been a more perfect invention for shaunaglenn.

    And congrats on your new gig!
    .-= Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s last blog ..They’re mine, and they’re spectacular =-.

  2. Amber says:

    I think I’m in love with you. How did I survive before now without one of these??

  3. pattypunker says:

    i too felt robbed by not having all of the latest baby inventions. but this makes up for everything!

    that tote is totes awesome!
    .-= pattypunker´s last blog ..flogging patty =-.

  4. Rebecca says:

    omg this is awesome! as are you. would it be socially acceptable to register for this? or for my best friend to give this to me at my baby shower in front of my mother-in-law? this is a genius invention.
    .-= Rebecca´s last blog ..it’s a… =-.

  5. mamatulip says:

    My husband bought me a flask the other day…I’d prefer this, though.

  6. Rusti says:

    AWE.SOME. I could use one of those (not for breastmilk anymore, since we’re weaned, but hey – since we’re weaned – mmmm adult beverages without concern!)
    .-= Rusti´s last blog ..success!! and then not… =-.

  7. Want. That is all.
    .-= Her Bad Mother´s last blog ..10 Things I Hate About Motherhood (And One That I Love) =-.

  8. In 6 months that invention will be sweeping the nation, or at least local PTA meetings.

  9. And I have been craving some breast milk, lately. Genius!
    .-= carrie meadows´s last blog ..Pizza Pizza! =-.

  10. Mj says:

    Hilarious! I must have one. Someone alert my husband…

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