Bacon Baby Formula: This Bad Mom Does Not Approve

By on April 6, 2010

AGAIN WITH THE BACON! Last week we featured research that finally supports the fact – the FACT! – that bacon makes babies brainier, and before that we shared the interesting and now proven-by-science claim that more than 40% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex.

And now we're here to tell you that this whole UP WITH BACON business has gone a little too far. Baby formula too far.

Consider my bacon line officially crossed.

No really, I do have a bacon line and it's really hard to cross – bacon-flavored chapstick came close – but this company surpassed it when they created, yes, bacon flavored baby formula.

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Bacon Baby Formula

I'm not exactly sure why I find this so wrong but it just seems to be less than six degrees away from beer flavored baby formula, no? And that is a game of six-degrees from Kevin Bacon that I don't want to – and certainly don't want my baby to – play.

(Ed note: this is a joke, right? Not the Kevin Bacon pun – har har – but the formula thing. Right? RIGHT?)

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Katie blogs at her personal site motherbumper and is also co-founder of The Bad Moms Club. Add in an extremely active 6 year old and she figures she'll sleep when she’s dead.

Comments

  1. A Vapid Blonde says:

    When I read your tweet about it I thought this was going to be a recipe on how to make your baby taste like bacon…phew, the fact that it is indeed NOT that, makes me thankful!
    .-= A Vapid Blonde´s last blog ..Birthdays, Clown Porn & Wine Funnels =-.

    • katie | motherbumper says:

      No no no… baby flavoring is next week’s bacon post.
      .-= katie | motherbumper´s last blog ..I’d tell you where I was registered but that seems gauche =-.

  2. The Mayor says:

    Maybe a bacon scented baby lotion would be acceptable and a boon in subliminal messaging that would make most husbands say, ” please, let me change the baby, it’s my turn”.

    • katie | motherbumper says:

      I think you are on to something there… patent that ASAP!
      .-= katie | motherbumper´s last blog ..I’d tell you where I was registered but that seems gauche =-.

  3. Apryl's Antics says:

    I think babies are just not sophisticated enough to appreciate the nuances of bacon. Furthermore, if you start introducing the good things in life too early, you’re just setting your baby up for a life of disappointment. All good bacon comes to those who wait or something like that.
    .-= Apryl’s Antics´s last blog ..Watching Tom Cruise Have Sex With Your Dad is Awkward (and so is this title) =-.

    • katie | motherbumper says:

      So true, one does not want to set the bacon bar too high too early.
      .-= katie | motherbumper´s last blog ..I’d tell you where I was registered but that seems gauche =-.

  4. habanerogal says:

    http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2010/04/sorry-baby.html

    Sadly it was just an April Fools joke but it would have been awesome if it WAS real.
    .-= habanerogal´s last blog ..A Quickie Quitting Update =-.

    • katie | motherbumper says:

      That is actually a relief to learn, thank you!
      .-= katie | motherbumper´s last blog ..I’d tell you where I was registered but that seems gauche =-.