Because a $2,500 computer workstation built into a durable, easy-to-clean plastic molded surface that can take the rough and tumble ways of the next generation of Miltons and Dilberts is exactly what the world needs.
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No, really. It’s never to early to prep the kids for a long life in the cube farm and mediocrity. After all, regardless of whether Apple or Google win the war for world domination, the future remains the same: DESK JOBS.
Hey Timmy. We're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
Before you scream out ‘Say it ain’t so, Bad Moms!‘, let’s review the features:
- Flat desk area
- Left and Right built-in mouse pads
- Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
- Two locking cabinet doors
- Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
- Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.
- Computer equipment features:
- Think Centre PC
- Internal DVD-ROM
- 1GB RAM (minimum)
- 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
- 10/100 Ethernet
- Microsoft® Windows
- Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
- Surge protector
- 19″ Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
- Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)
- Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
- Pre-loaded educational software:
- Millie’s Math House®
- Sammy’s Science House®
- Bailey’s Book House®
- Trudy’s Time and Place®
- Thinkin’ Things®
Yup. Sounds exactly like the last cube farm I escaped back in the early 2000s.
Sorry kids. Reality really does bite. Get used to it.
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