Jennifer Aniston Stocks Up On Baby Food

By on May 7, 2010 2 Comments

Jennifer Aniston is stocking up on baby food – but it’s not for the reason you might think. The pureed stuff is for her. As you may have heard, Jennifer Aniston is rumored to be on the baby food diet by order of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson (who also works with Gwyneth ‘Gooptastic’ Paltrow.) Folks claim that Tracy Anderson invented the diet but I beg to differ.

Twenty years ago when I first started university I must have met half a dozen non-celebrities that were on the same baby food diet. Jennifer is said to be eating 14 servings of (non-Paltrow trademarked) goop which she punctuates daily with one sensible meal that requires chewing. The girls I knew ate baby food all day and randomly punctuated it with salad in the student union. The salad was optional. Why was the salad optional? Because all these girls had one thing in common: they all had massive eating disorders.

Aniston is said to have lost seven pounds in one week which made me feel faint. But Tracy Anderson warns that those pounds would come right back on once the diet is completed ‘When you do these liquid cleanses I felt a responsibility to come up with something. Liquid cleanses do help you lose weight but you will gain more the next week. I wanted something where you can eliminate toxicity, break bad habits but still have your digestive system going. That is when the baby food cleanse was born.’

I’m wondering if what she means by ‘break bad habits’ is chewing? What’s next Anderson? Deserts made completely of chocolate laxatives? If I hear Gwyneth the Gooptastic raving about how chewing is overrated I say run for the hills. Chewing food, it’s a good thing.

Let’s leave the baby food to the babies.

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Katie blogs at her personal site motherbumper and is also co-founder of The Bad Moms Club. Add in an extremely active 6 year old and she figures she'll sleep when she’s dead.

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  1. sherry says:

    Jen’s rep completely denied all of this and called it totally ridiculous. I believe him because when she’s spoken about her eating habits in interviews she sounds very sensible and not the type to jump on crazy bandwagons. She’s always said she maintains her amazing body by eating good food – whole grains, vegetables, lean grilled meats, etc,, and by exercising.
    .-= sherry´s last blog ..Going vegetarian for Meatless Monday =-.

    • I really hope you are right because my head almost melted when I read this story. I raise an eye of suspicion to anyone who eats purely pureed food unless it’s for a medical condition (eg. NO TEETH). Aniston always struck me as somewhat sensible too.
      .-= katie | motherbumper´s last blog ..Best. Commercial. Ever. =-.

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