Before you’ve had coffee.
Then, once you’ve boosted your adrenaline levels way beyond anything that caffeine can do at 7 o’clock on a Sunday morning, tweet that shizz out:
When the replies start coming in, ignore the ones pointing out that the guy behind you seemed to be puking. Happy memories only, people!
* You have to be staying at one of the resort hotels to do this. I recommend staying at one of the resort hotels JUST so you can do this.
(Our California ‘Mama Needs A Break’ Getaway was courtesy of California and also Disneyland. We love California. And Disneyland. A lot. And not just because our brains got rattled on Space Mountain. Well, not just because of that.)