From The MamaPop Files: Ah, Lindsay Lohan

I’m just going to stop asking where the hell Lindsay Lohan’s parents are, because, sadly, we all know. Which just makes her ongoing tour of Trainwreckville all the more sad. Anyway. MamaPop’s got the details of the latest – a bench warrant for her arrest, presumably because she violated the terms of her alcohol-monitoring-ankle-bracelet thingamadoo – and you can read all about it there. If you have the stomach for it, and/or if you’re looking for a good example of how you want your kids not to turn out.