It dawned on me this weekend, after I discovered my son hunched in a corner of the dining room working on a mouthful of *MY* Tootsie Rolls: I am running out of hiding spots in my own home.
My son is very sneaky and his sister has hawk’s eyes; together, they are a formidable team. My husband and I got in to the habit of keeping our medications under lock and key after our son, then three, ate his way through half a bottle of children’s vitamins. I stash stuff all over the house, from candy and chocolate to small change and Christmas gifts, and I’ve always prided myself on picking good hiding spots – until now, anyway.
When I first saw this next item I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t until I scrolled down and read the part about ‘even the most hardened burgler (or most curious snoop) skidding (pun most definitely intended) to a screeching halt’ upon seeing them that I realized The Brief Safe is a very real item, indeed.
These fake dirty underwear are specially designed with a secret 4″ x 10″ pocket – big enough to hide cash, jewelry, credit cards and other small valuables (Smarties, Cadbury eggs, Tootsie Rolls) – and come complete with “special markings on the lower rear portion.”
This? Is disgustingly brilliant. If it means my Tootsie Rolls remain untouched, I’m all for it. And that includes, oh yes it does, resorting to skid-marked decoy underwear.
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