So a mom posted a pic of her baby (apparently) huffing a bong on Facebook. Which: awww… his first bong hit. That’s SO cute!
Not.
Obviously, I have some serious issues with this whole situation…
Firstly, marijuana is illegal in most places. Taking a photo and letting it get on the internet is just plain stupid. Why do people always want to capture their criminal misdeeds in photos or on video? Don’t be surprised if DCF eventually shows up at your door demanding to piss test your baby’s diaper.
Secondly, now you’re going to have to share your weed with the kid. You could have easily gone another 12-15 years before having to do that but noooo…you went and gave him his first hit and now he’s going to be bogarting the bong before he can even speak in full sentences. Rookie move, folks.
Thirdly, bongs need lighters. Babies and lighters DO NOT MIX WELL. Smokey the Bear would totally kick your ass based on that alone.
They really ought to teach these things in childbirth class. You’d think it was just common sense but apparently that’s not the case.
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[It pains me to have to include a disclaimer but this post? IS SATIRE. In reality, I don't advocate giving kids access to the family bong until they're at least 12]
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All joking aside, the Florida mom who posted that pic on Facebook claimed the bong had no bowl in it but HELLO? You can clearly SEE there’s smoke inside it. Duh!
source; [photo via News4Jax.com]
I don’t see the smoke you see. I see opaque glass with a granulated bottom. I’ve never seen a green one, but at my local hippy shop they have these. They don’t sell well because people want to see the smoke. But I really don’t think there’s smoke in the bong. It would be spilling out the top and it isn’t.
Nah, no smoke, baby has his finger in the bowl, yikes! The first thing I thought was “EWWWW, bong water, get the baby away from the disgusting BONG WATER!” and then I gagged.
you can clearly see there is no bowl slide in the bong and it is a colored bong so you can’t see the smoke in it but if there had been smoke in it it would be coming out the top. now i’m not sayin babies should be anywhere near a bong but i think you’re makin to big of a deal out of this