It doesn’t matter if you were in the Canada or United States of America this past week because regardless of which patriotic celebration you participated in, you either saw, heard, or got really, really mad at fireworks in your neighborhood. Am I right? AM I? They seem to wake the baby just when you get the little one to sleep, no?
Anyway, I’d prefer this kind of firework display because I can guarantee that these explosions are quiet and more yummy than any other kind of explosive on the market. Maybe even more than pop rocks. Oh and if you ever wondered if those tiny little baby corns served a purpose, this would be it:
Also: did I mention there is a potential Peeps Massacre? Because Bad Moms love killing Peeps.

