Remember how last week Bad Mom Shauna Glenn explained how safe sex should also include a sex safe? You know, so the relatives, in-laws, and kids don’t find out more about your bedroom habits than they need to know? Which for the record should be ‘none’.
Mostly because those habits can be really uncomfortable for all those involved and keeping them safe, sound, and behind locked doors is always a good idea. Because besides the fact that your relatives might think you are a freak, there is also the fact that your children might learn things that could lead to really high therapy bills and that’s just bad.
Case in point: This video tape right here is an item that really belongs in a sex safe. No really it does. Put it in there now if one exists and don’t tell me you have one because I do not want to know:
See also: Ewwwwwwww Uncle Bill, Mom, and Dad. JUST EWWWWWWWWW. TMI! TMI! Lalalalala *plugging ears and shielding eyes* DO NOT NEED TO KNOW. Lalalalalalalalala…
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With a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill?
OH. MY. GAWD!