What Do You Get When You Mix Mel Gibson With Placenta? A Meltdown.

Bad Dads and placentas: two words that we’ve thrown around a lot here at the Bad Moms Club. We’ve featured some “Bad Is The New Good” Dads here at the Bad Moms Club and we’ve featured some real Bad Dads. We’ve also featured some alternative uses for placentas that, honestly, kind of skeeved some of us right out (placenta recipes? placenta teddy bears? placenta facials? No thank you.) But what exactly do you get when you combine Bad Dads and placentas together? Why, Mel Gibson’s latest leaked meltdown of course.

Bet you didn’t see that one coming, did you? Oh wait, the title gave it away.

I’ve already explained my issues with Mel Gibson in a Celebrities Say The Darndest Things post that featured a 7yo reading a voicemail message he left for Oksana which, while funny to watch, was not funny to the person at the receiving end. Mel Gibson is officially dead to me. But just because he is no more in my world doesn’t mean his ranting has stopped.

His latest rants involve accusing Oksana, the mother of his youngest daughter Lucia, of having an affair or flirting or just looking in the general direction of their gardener. That’s right, it appears that Mel is one of ‘those‘ men, you know: asshats that think every time *his* woman looks at another man that it means she is or trying to have sex with the other man. In my books I call asshats like that abusive control freaks and Mr. Gibson seems to be wearing that moniker well.

Anyway. Word is that this particular gardener was digging a hole for a ceremony being held at the Gibson home where *drumroll please* they were going to bury the placenta from Lucia’s birth under a tree. But Mel thought Oksana was having her way with the gardener so all hell broke loose.

Now I must state for the record that this particular use of the placenta is something that I believe is a beautiful thing. Using the life-giving organ that nourished Lucia to give life to a tree that will become her legacy is a wonderful gift. Too bad her asshat of a father had to ruin the ceremony with his attacks against her mother (of course these are just allegations but if they are true: Mel, you are a real asshat and then some.)

Someone shut that man down NOW please and thank you very much.

(By the way, how many of you thought I was going to say that Mel ate the placenta during one of his epic rants? Because that? That wouldn’t have surprised me at all which is pretty darn sad.)

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