Comments on: When You Find Out It’s Not Guacamole

By: Carri

Carri — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 02:42:06 +0000

OH NO!! I’m so glad we’ve passed that point. I hated having spit up and baby shit everywhere.

By: Cami

Cami — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 05:13:39 +0000

You freaked out that much over baby poop? It’s not that big of a deal…..

By: k

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 02:42:36 +0000

LOL! that was great.
and as a new mom, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who goes without their daily shower…

By: Christopher "Bull" Garlington

Christopher "Bull" Garlington — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 11:48:54 +0000

Hilarious! As soon as I saw that headline, I knew what this was sort of going to be about but, seriously, “I had poop on my boob,” as much as I am biologically incapable of relating properly, is damn funny. Oh my god the things that come out of our kids’ asses!

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By: Douglas

Douglas — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:41:29 +0000

That was hilarious, as a dad of three daughters I have seen my share of poop machines. But your description was well told, good1.

By: The Sweetest

The Sweetest — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:04:31 +0000

Similar thing happened to us at a restaurant full of hipster baby-haters. After a very squirmy, fussy meal, husband picked up H out of his highchair, looked down at his forearm, and looked at me with a really freaked out look. There was poop ALL OVER his forearm, like a good 6 inch smear of it. And then I see that H has poop on EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING and all up the back of his diaper. An entire tub of wipes later we left, with H wearing nothing but a clean diaper and a pair of baby Tevas.
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By: vincent

vincent — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:54:50 +0000

Yet more reasons NOT to have kids. So glad I’m fixed.

By: Sandy S

Sandy S — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:44:39 +0000

I was sure you were going to say you grabbed a chip and ate it! Babies are pretty gross, they really really are. Mine is 3 and still manages to gross me out on a regular basis. Not as much as when he was a baby though :)
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By: bellawriter

bellawriter — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:29:26 +0000

One time when my daughter was a baby, my husband fed her kiwi’s and then left for work. You know what? Kiwi poop looks like pureed kiwi (still with the seeds) and smells like vomit and cat pee. I saved him all three of those vile diapers when he got home to show him what he had left me with. Nobody ate kiwi at our house again until the youngest kid was five.
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