The Return Of The Bratz Doll? No Thank You.

So did you hear that the Bratz Dolls might be returning to store shelves sometime in the near future? Did you hear the screaming, Clarice? Because that’s the noise I emitted when I read that those trampy dolls might be making their way back into my daughter’s life. Nooooooooooooooooo…

After a court ruling declared that the idea had been stolen from a former employee, apparently all Bratz products were to be destroyed. Mattel was to lock away the formula for creating those little hussies so that Bratz would never again see the light of the playroom and everywhere, parents rejoiced.

But a court of appeals overturned that ruling on a technicality [insert eye roll] and now there are 10 new Bratz dolls coming out in October. Just in time to inspired little girls everywhere to smut it up for Hallowe’en.

Hold me, because I’m scared for my 4 year old girl’s future. Only I can steer her right but those little inappropriately dressed skanks are going to present a challenge.

Anyone want to move off-grid with my family for a while? I wield a mean butter churn.

Are you yay or nay on Bratz? This curious Bad Mom wants to know if she is alone in fearing their return.

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