Bad Tweets: Mama Needs Her Liquor

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From The Basement: Dear Everyone, Stop It

By on November 20, 2009 Leave a Comment

Posted by Anonymous. To my family and friends: I’m grateful he means so much to you. I’m grateful for all you do for me. I’m so grateful I have all of you in my life. But you’re driving me crazy. Please stop thinking you know what’s best for me. Please stop ‘owning’ my son’s struggles. [...]

Bad Tweets: Robert Frost Didn’t Know From Nair

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Even We Have Standards: Two Things Not To Do With Stuff That Comes Out Of Your Nethers

By on November 18, 2009 4 Comments

I'm pretty sure that my body expelled some placenta with the births of both my children, but the only evidence of that is, in each case, the memory of someone yelling 'YOU'RE NOT DONE YET' after I'd shot each baby out of my lower parts. Because, no, I most certainly did not keep those placenta. [...]

Bad Tweets: ACDC Had No Idea

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This Week In Bad: Where’s Bill Cosby When You Need Him?

By on November 13, 2009 Leave a Comment

This week in bad, the dads were out in full force:

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Not A Bad Mother. Just A Bad COOK.

By on November 9, 2009 Leave a Comment

Remind me to never to eat the cupcakes at Sarah Jessica Parker's house, because, seriously, when she says things like "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good" it makes me kinda never want to go near baked goods ever again. [...]

Bad Tweets: Mary Poppins Will Cut A Bitch

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Mamas, LET Your Babies Dress Up To Be Zombie Cowboys

By on October 31, 2009 Leave a Comment

From the New York Times:  "In some classrooms across the country, the interpretation of what is too scary — or offensive, gross or saddening — is now also leading to an abundance of caution and some prohibitions.In a school district in Illinois, students are being encouraged to dress up as historical characters or delicious food [...]

Halloween Gone Bad

By on October 30, 2009 Leave a Comment

You got small children? You’ve got a golden opportunity: take advantage of their lack of strong preferences regarding Halloween costumes now, while you have the chance. Some day soon, they’re going to have opinions about dressing-up. Until then, impose your own.