100% Chance Of Word Clouds With Downpour Of Gender Stereotypes

By on April 10, 2011 8 Comments
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While none of this surprises me, the story below still is jolting for a mom who is raising a girl (that would be me). Crystal Smith of The Achilles Effect recorded the keywords thrown at children in television advertising to get an idea of the gender stereotypes involved. She took this mash-up of words and [...]

Candy That Fights Cavities: Around The World Children Rejoice

By on April 6, 2011 3 Comments
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Yes, it’s true: scientists have finally developed a candy that will help fight cavities instead of causing them. Hey, do you hear that noise? Somewhere crowds and crowds of children are rejoicing while thumbing their noses at dentists and other adults who previously chastised them with stories of rotting teeth and toothless Aunt Betty who ate [...]

Bad Mom Video: My Little Inception

By on April 6, 2011 Leave a Comment
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My Little Pony infiltrated our home about a year ago and while the actual pony toys seem innocuous enough, the cartoon version of these predominately pink pintos make me think I’d rather be watching Caillou. For the record, that sentiment means if I’m pining for that whiny bald-headed child, this children’s video offering must be [...]

Bad Moms Know How To Choose A Blogging Platform

By on March 31, 2011 4 Comments
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In January, I presented a workshop on the topic of choosing a blogging platform at Blissdom 11 in Nashville. It’s a great starting point for blogging wanna-bees, newbies, or anyone who wants to know more about what blogging tools are out there, because the most basic tool in all blogger’s bag of tricks — besides [...]

Bad Moms Know Good Hosting

By on March 29, 2011 1 Comment
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Oh how I love word play! Just as much as you, the aspiring mom blogger, should know your backend (aka. your blogging platform), you should also know your hosting, by which I do not mean your mad Martha Stewart skillz, but your blog hosting. When it comes to blogging, the term ‘hosting’ means just that: [...]

Bad Moms Know You Don’t Need Toys To Entertain A Baby

By on March 18, 2011 Leave a Comment
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This video is a proof that you don’t need toys to entertain your baby. All you need is a nose or any other noise-emitting body part and we all have at least two or three of those, right? Face it, bodily functions are hilarious, especially the ones you can do on demand (armpit farts anyone?) [...]

Tom Hanks Makes Toddlers & Tiaras Tolerable

By on March 11, 2011 1 Comment
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Full disclosure: I watch Toddlers & Tiaras. I watch it like it’s my own personal train wreck happening smack dab in the middle of my living room. Honestly most of the parents on that show make me feel so much better about my own parenting mishaps because nothing I have done in the past five [...]

Bad Moms Can Relate: The Bond Between Mom And Baby And Food

By on March 1, 2011 1 Comment

Every so often I see a video of an animal parent and their offspring that makes me sigh. This video of a sloth mom and her newborn did just that and in addition to making me sigh, this one made me reminisce about the day that I gave birth to Gigi. Surprise! I can relate [...]

Bad Mom Architecture: The House Of Slides

By on February 25, 2011 2 Comments
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This week the Bad Moms Club has featured a couple of home design discussions. Shannon questioned the purpose behind the Mom Cave while Catherine showed us her grotto. Okay, I wrote that last sentence fifteen different ways and it sounded dirty in all iterations so giggle away. Anyway. Obviously we are passionate about our homes [...]

Do Bad Moms Need Business Cards?

By on February 16, 2011 16 Comments
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I’m a mom, and a blogger, and I have business cards for my blogging activities. Cards are a basic requirement for blogging events and conference unless you like writing out your name and contact information dozens of times on scraps of paper with hopes that the person you give them to will remember who made [...]

The Laughter Of Labour

By on February 14, 2011 5 Comments

Six years ago when I was touring hospitals trying to figure out where the stork was going to leave Baby G, one of the distinctions between my two final choices was the more modern facility offered laughing gas as a pain management alternative. The older hospital wanted to offer it to women in labour but [...]

Zap That Frown Upside Down

By on February 11, 2011 1 Comment
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When I was a kid and wasn’t smiling to my mother’s satisfaction in public, she would saddle up next to me and pinch what usually was the back of my arm. No, seriously, she totally did this and no one ever saw her. She was completely stealth and totally like a ninja. Out of thin [...]

Bad Moms Love Repurposed Toys

By on February 4, 2011 Leave a Comment
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I spent too many minutes trying to find a better way to describe the following Etsy shop, but the store name pretty much says it best: Franken Toys. Taking “Reduce, Reuse, Repurpose” to the awesome extreme, Ontario based artist [and fellow Canadian, holla!] Rachel Peters ‘rescues’ toys and bring them back to a life they [...]

Parents And Internet Safety: Mom, We Need To Talk

By on February 1, 2011 3 Comments
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So how many of you parent bloggers (or non-parent bloggers who have been annoyingly misclassified by some PR agency) received a pitch on teaching your offspring Internet safety? Okay, you can put your hand down, I know we’ve pretty much all received them. Sure, teaching kids how to understand and use technology without spilling out [...]

How To Brew The Perfect Parent

By on January 24, 2011 Leave a Comment
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Truth: Before I became a parent I actually thought that I was going to be a perfect parent. No really, I did. Stop laughing. Instincts will kick in and I will know exactly what to do! My child will be an angel! It will be so much fun! Regardless of which delusion fooled me into [...]