Bad Moms Shoot: Fantastic Summer Photos
We all know that the best time of day for shooting photos is in the early morning or early evening. If you did not know this already? Now you do. I could get all technical and such and explain about the fact that light is measured in….never mind. Just trust me. Early morning and early [...]
What Do You Get When You Mix Mel Gibson With Placenta? A Meltdown.
Bad Dads and placentas: two words that we’ve thrown around a lot here at the Bad Moms Club. We’ve featured some “Bad Is The New Good” Dads here at the Bad Moms Club and we’ve featured some real Bad Dads. We’ve also featured some alternative uses for placentas that, honestly, kind of skeeved some of [...]
When You Find Out It’s Not Guacamole
As a mom to young children you get used to certain things. Unidentified goo under your fingernails, matted, unkempt hair, hairy armpits, legs and Oh My God Don’t Even Think That Your Bikini Area Will Be Properly Groomed. In fact, you’re never exactly sure when you last bathed. And we mostly accept these things as [...]
PSA Of The Day: You Should Always Practice “Safe Sex”
I was recently riding in the car with my friend when her husband called, and they began having what I call a “normal” conversation: “Hi, how’s your day? Yes, I turned off the sprinkler…” and so on and so on. All very normal. Then my friend openly blushed and then giggled and whispered into the [...]
Bad Moms Are Regal After All
Last week Catherine and I took a quick trip – approximately 4,000 kilometers down the road from Ontario, but still – to Kelowna, BC, so that we could try out some new cars for our friends at GM Canada, who are nice like that. (Actually, I travelled closer to 6,000 kilometers for this quick trip [...]
Skinny Jeans For Kids: A Bad Mom’s Confession
Kids fashion is admittedly tricky these days. Back in my parent’s day, kids didn’t really have ‘fashion’ as so much as they had ‘functional fabric coverings’ to keep their bodies modestly covered and insulated against the elements. Kids wore whatever the hell was on the racks that year and the term ‘fashion’ barely entered the [...]
From The Basement: A Letter To Myself
Posted by Connie. To Me, present and future… I’ve been trying to figure out the best way to write this blog, but I can’t figure it out, so if it sounds more like a rant and less like well-composed intelligent thought, that’s why. In my life, I have always had a problem. What is that [...]
A Bad Moms PSA: Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Dominating the headlines as of late has been a rash of drownings in and around the Greater Toronto Area (GTA), most recently a 13-year-old boy who, tragically, drowned at home in his backyard while swimming in the family pool. It’s been a hot, humid summer for the GTA already, and forecasters are predicting more of [...]
Bad Moms Talk: All The Drinky Ladies, All The Drinky Ladies…
This week in Bad Moms Talk, Catherine wonders what we’re all supposed to think when people say that moms shouldn’t drink, like, ever – or joke about it! gods forbid! – and Katie cracks open a beer while she considers her response… The Question: The Answer: What do you think? Is it just never okay [...]
