Skinny Jeans For Kids: A Bad Mom’s Confession
Kids fashion is admittedly tricky these days. Back in my parent’s day, kids didn’t really have ‘fashion’ as so much as they had ‘functional fabric coverings’ to keep their bodies modestly covered and insulated against the elements. Kids wore whatever the hell was on the racks that year and the term ‘fashion’ barely entered the [...]
Mom Jeans: We Have Your Solutions Right Here
Good news, you guys! We now know what mom jeans are! MamaKaren tipped us off to this post, which explains, in detail, and with pictures, exactly what makes a mom jean. (Apparently, the defining feature of the mom jean is that it creates the illusion of ‘long butt.’ The placement of pockets is – and, [...]
Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Mom Jeans
I don’t know that I’m really certain what, exactly, a ‘mom jean’ is, and I’m a little bit worried about this, because I have horror of wearing ugly clothes, which, yes, can happen accidentally, because one year’s super cool! shoulder pads! are another year’s oh honey no and really, I just don’t want to be [...]
This Is The Way Feminism Ends, Not With A Bang But A Nip-Tasselled Onesie
So, you know how we were just asking whether or not our hair might be killing feminism? Which, you know, is a ridiculous question, because of course hair can’t kill feminism, unless it’s Kate Gosselin’s hair, in which case, it maybe could, but still. Anyway, the question is irrelevant. Hair isn’t going to be the [...]
Is My Hair Killing Feminism? A Bad Mom Wants To Know
Do you ever wear pigtails? Do you ever steal your daughter’s Hello Kitty bobble-elastics and fasten your unwashed and uncombed hair into sad little quotation marks in an effort to just not look like your head got attacked by a badger? Do you ever do this? Should you ever do this? Some folks say, hell [...]
Heidi Klum’s Pregnancy Fashion Foibles
Every so often a celebrity story comes along that makes that celebrity even more loveable. In this case it’s uber supermodel Heidi Klum. The Project Runway host recently said in an interview that multiple – multiple – times during her pregnancies her husband Seal had to help her out of her clothing by means of [...]
From the WTF Files: 3.5 Inch Heels For Eight Year Olds?!
My six-year-old daughter has a pair of white go-go style boots that she loves to prance around in. She’s worn them out on occasion, but they’re once-in-a-while, dress-up boots more than anything else. Which is fine by me, because, you know, she’s six, and I’d prefer to see her clad in pigtails, grass-stained jeans and [...]
Christina Aguilera Knows What A Mom Wants
Christina Aguilera on being ‘more sexual’ since she became a mom: “I think it’s important that he sees mommy not be ashamed for her sexuality… We’re art collectors, there are a lot of female nudes around the house. Max will be growing up in a house where it’s just the norm… It’s only weird when [...]
Bad Moms Love Bad Crafts (No Care Bears Were Harmed In The Production Of This Post. Yet.)
The following baby costume is hands down it the best home-made bear costume ever, in the history of the universe, or at least in my universe because I’d like to have a baby so I could make this costume and that right there? That is insanity talking. I just started to get the occasional full [...]
Simon Le Bon’s Daughter Is Making Me Feel Old
Once upon a time, Bad Moms were Bad Durannies who always saved a prayer ’til the morning after. We were teens of the 80′s and those pop culture phenomena made us who we are today (RIP Corey Haim). This Bad Mom likes to pretend she’s frozen in time and that she isn’t old but sometimes [...]
