What Do Bad Moms Name Their Babies?

By on May 23, 2012

When I was pregnant 12 years ago, my husband had a whole list of names that he loved. I had none. (This continues in our history of role reversal, see: cleaning) But I did know what I didn't like. online trading academy radio And I didn't like Jacob (too popular), Olivia (too popular) or Isabella. [...]

Bad Moms Get Tired Of The Mommy Wars

By on April 26, 2012

I haven't had a lot of “free” time on the Internet for far too long, thanks to my job at 'The Firm', what with it's long hours, daily commute, and decision to block/monitor the Internet. It's totally their prerogative, and I didn't abuse the Internet like others did, but I used to use my lunch [...]

Bad Moms Wake Their Babies Up

By on April 19, 2012

It seems that moms — especially those with depression – just can't win. According to a recently released study, those sleep issues that my child had — natch, HAS — exhibited since birth are probably (wait for it..) my fault. buy essay paper “Researchers have now found that mothers who are depressed may cause sleep problems in their babies [...]

Bad Parents On The Internet, April 12 Edition

By on April 12, 2012
Oh shit! They found us!

Never fear, my friends: There's always a fantastic and rich selection of bad parents being called out on the internet.  Let's get to it, shall we? There was lots of great news this week about how everything that goes wrong with your child during their entire lives stems directly from what you eat when they're [...]

Dear Samantha: Can we talk?

By on April 4, 2012

Hi Samantha. Come sit. Have a cuppa. You've had a hell of a 24 hours, and I'm sure it hasn't been fun. Facing the vast angry internet hordes of crazy people, well, it's tough, and I feel for you. Now, if I were the advice giving type, I'd maybe say that it wasn't the best [...]

Celebrity Bad Moms Online: They Are Just Like Us! Sometimes

By on March 28, 2012
If my hair could talk, it would say 'OH THE HUMIDITY'

Celebrities who are online and of the parenting variety have a special place in my Bad Mom heart because reading their posts, watching their videos, and sharing their tweets has created a feeling where celebrity parents appear to be on a level playing field with parents like me. how to get your girlfriend back Because we all know [...]

Bad Roundup: Sharing All The Bad On The Internet

By on March 22, 2012

We at the Bad Moms Club like to remind you all that you are not alone. There's plenty of bad every day out there, to reassure you that you, too, are not alone in being judged!  So plunk the kids in front of the TV with some gummy bears and revel in some of the [...]

Bad Moms Know About Pregnancy

By on March 6, 2012

Did you know May is Pregnancy Awareness Month? It's true, here is the press release to prove it. how to win back your ex May is a busy month, Pregnancy has to compete for awareness with National Pet Month and National Masturbation Month.  Did you know that each and every month of the year has [...]

Take Your Screaming Midget Outside, Lady

By on February 22, 2012

The blogosphere has its knickers in a knot over this, the Atlanta, GA restaurant that has asked that people take their screaming kids outside to calm them down. get your ex back Um. Am I the only one that isn't bothered by this? Seriously. This makes total sense to me. In fact, it's what I [...]

Bad Moms Like A Tattle-Tale. Sometimes.

By on February 15, 2012

I recently watched an episode of Parenthood, wherein Haddie Braverman suspects that her cousin Amber might be off having fun with her cute, young, politician boss, and goes and tells her own mother, who immediately jumps up and drives half the night to break up the pair of consenting adults before anything, I don’t know, [...]

Pageant Moms: Too Bad Even For Us?

By on February 8, 2012

This is, indeed, the Bad Moms Club. how to get my ex back Where every mother branded as a “Bad” mother can find solace and understanding. Because most of the time, when someone is branded as a “bad” mother, it's just about judgment and finger pointing and people who refuse to take individual lives and [...]

Toilet Togetherness

By on January 30, 2012

I live in a house with my husband, our five-year-old son, our three-year-old daughter and our four-month old baby and, I must admit, I can't remember the last time I closed the bathroom door.* Last week on Jezebel, Tracey Moore wrote about bringing her two-year-old daughter into the bathroom with her and even letting her [...]

Paula Deen Has Diabetes. And In Other Shocking News, Liberace Was Gay

By on January 23, 2012

The least shocking news of 2012 broke this week, with deep South, deep-fat fryin’ down-home cooking guru Paula Deen admitting that she has type-2 diabetes, something the rags have been dishing on for years. academic writing service With signature recipes including Southern Fried Chicken, Cheese Biscuits, Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding and Paula’s Fried Butter Balls, [...]

Sometimes being a Good Mom means being a Bad Mom.

By on January 18, 2012
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This story tore my heart out and stomped it in to the living room floor. A 19 year old woman walked in to a Chicago area fire station on Monday carrying a six month old baby. Miserable and wretched, she handed her baby to the firefighters and told them she couldn’t care for her child [...]

Bad Moms Send Their Kids To School

By on January 10, 2012
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Today, my kid starts school. She’s two and a half. And she’s ready. She’s very, very, very ready. She watches and thinks and learns, her little brain working furiously behind her eyes as she stares fixatedly at me whenever I try to thwart her plans for world domination. It’s time. She needs more than I [...]