Bad Moms Wake Their Babies Up

By on April 19, 2012
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It seems that moms — especially those with depression – just can't win. According to a recently released study, those sleep issues that my child had — natch, HAS — exhibited since birth are probably (wait for it..) my fault. buy essay paper “Researchers have now found that mothers who are depressed may cause sleep problems in their babies [...]

Bad Parents On The Internet, April 12 Edition

By on April 12, 2012
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Never fear, my friends: There's always a fantastic and rich selection of bad parents being called out on the internet.  Let's get to it, shall we? There was lots of great news this week about how everything that goes wrong with your child during their entire lives stems directly from what you eat when they're [...]

Bad Moms Know About Pregnancy

By on March 6, 2012
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Did you know May is Pregnancy Awareness Month? It's true, here is the press release to prove it. how to win back your ex May is a busy month, Pregnancy has to compete for awareness with National Pet Month and National Masturbation Month.  Did you know that each and every month of the year has [...]

Take Your Screaming Midget Outside, Lady

By on February 22, 2012
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The blogosphere has its knickers in a knot over this, the Atlanta, GA restaurant that has asked that people take their screaming kids outside to calm them down. get your ex back Um. Am I the only one that isn't bothered by this? Seriously. This makes total sense to me. In fact, it's what I [...]

Pageant Moms: Too Bad Even For Us?

By on February 8, 2012
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This is, indeed, the Bad Moms Club. how to get my ex back Where every mother branded as a “Bad” mother can find solace and understanding. Because most of the time, when someone is branded as a “bad” mother, it's just about judgment and finger pointing and people who refuse to take individual lives and [...]

Paula Deen Has Diabetes. And In Other Shocking News, Liberace Was Gay

By on January 23, 2012
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The least shocking news of 2012 broke this week, with deep South, deep-fat fryin’ down-home cooking guru Paula Deen admitting that she has type-2 diabetes, something the rags have been dishing on for years. academic writing service With signature recipes including Southern Fried Chicken, Cheese Biscuits, Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding and Paula’s Fried Butter Balls, [...]

Bad Moms Ponder High-Risk Pregnancies: Baby Duggar Number 20 and IVF at 57. Enough Already?

By on November 10, 2011
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There’s a lot of baby talk and Mommy judging in the news this week and since we’re all about Bad Moms over here, we might as well tackle the topics at hand. First up, Michelle Duggar. The Duggars went on the Today show with their nineteen (!) children and two grandchildren to announce that Michelle [...]

Bad Ideas: Tactical Baby Strollers and Future Criminals T-Shirts

By on November 7, 2011
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How often have you found yourself packing up the baby stroller for a day on the town with the offspring only to curse the lack of a gun rack next to the cup holder and snack tray? That's right, never.* * it is highly possible that maybe someone out there actually has cursed this 'oversight' [...]

You’re a worse parent than you think! Hooray!

By on October 25, 2011
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So thanks to Laid Off Dad, along came this little article in to my twitter feed that listed a mere dozen ways that we’re effortlessly, gleefully screwing up our kids for life.? Life, I tell you! Yes, they’ve gathered child psychologists! Psychiatrists! and OTHER EXPERTS (who’d they call? your mother-in-law?) to come up with this [...]

Bad Moms Know Boys Don't Make Passes At Girls Wearing Glasses

By on August 30, 2011
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fat loss program for men fat loss program for men My five-year old daughter is beautiful, objectively beautiful. The kind that stops people on the street, and it is often the first words out of people's mouths when they meet her. She is my only girl so maybe that is the way with girls — [...]

Bad Mom Bloggers Are Smarter Than That

By on June 28, 2011
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Jumping through hoops, working for free, and deceiving their readers — these are three things it seems like mom bloggers are a little bit less willing to do these days. I must admit, it is a trend I like and one I’d love to see go viral. A lot of bloggers get multiple e-mails every [...]

So You Think You Can Skank

By on June 28, 2011
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OK, look. I know times, they change. I know that the style is no longer 90s grunge, where you wore everything three sizes too big. I know the style is short and sexy. But on children? Who then do suggestive, provocative, emulating-sex-moves-ative dance moves? Why? And yet, this is what they did on So You [...]

The Human Barbie Mom Needs A Lesson In What Creates Self-Esteem

By on June 9, 2011
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We try so hard not to judge other people’s parenting choices at the Bad Moms Club but we do make exceptions when there are concerns for the children. This is one of those times and while maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m not being open-minded in this case, maybe it’s me that has the problem — [...]

What Would You Do? Bad Moms Versus Bad Snacks Edition

By on June 6, 2011
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He was a cute baby, perhaps 8 months old, all chubby cheeks and waving hands and little squeals. Sitting on his adult’s lap (I can only presume that it was his father, but that is indeed a presumption), that baby looked happy and clean and well-cared for. That baby made me smile. And then the [...]

Would You Stick Around After an Affair?

By on May 26, 2011
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I’ve been thinking a lot about adultery — not in the ‘that would be fun’ way — but in the ‘how would I handle it?’ way. Of course the Sperminator got the ball rolling but a salacious affair at my daughter’s school got me and my husband talking. This particular affair is surprising for it’s [...]