Baby, if you've ever wondered,Wondered whatever became of me,I'm living on the lam in Cincinnati… No, seriously, someone has some babies on the run in Cincinnati right now.
Two Girls Rob Bank, Still At Large (Or, Please Don’t Let This Be Our Future)
By on January 8, 2010 Leave a CommentA Spanking A Day… Keeps Everybody Hollerin’
By on January 7, 2010 2 CommentsThe other day, a study was released that suggests that spanking may be good for your kids. Which, of course, immediately caused me to roll my eyes and wonder, out loud, when they will release the studies that show that if you throw screaming children in swimming pools, they will learn to swim faster, or [...]
Bad Moms Don’t Judge, Except For Maybe Sometimes, Like Right Now
By on January 5, 2010 8 CommentsWe're on record as being pretty open-minded about different parenting styles. Attachment parenting? Great – been there, done that! Free-range parenting? Also great! Helicopter parenting, hyper-parenting, set-them-free-in-the-woods parenting – whatever works! Tattoos? We've got 'em! For the kids? Well, the rub-on kind are cool… No, wait, what? REAL tattoos? On kids? Um…
Man Arrested On Purpose To Avoid Family (Or, Don’t Give Me Ideas Buddy)
By on January 4, 2010 1 CommentSo this man in Sicily walked into a police station on New Year's Eve and asked to arrested because he didn't want to spend time with his family. No this isn't the start of some old school "take my wife… please" jokes, this really happened last week. Obviously, the police said no — probably for [...]
Bad Moms Wanna Know: Is This Ad Bad-Bad, Or, You Know, BAD?
By on December 22, 2009 19 CommentsOkay, so. I'm just gonna say up front that I kinda grinned at this commercial. And giggled. And snorted. And such. Which is to say: I thought it was funny. Sure, the water-tossing bit was a bit much, but otherwise, I could kinda relate a little bit, you know? Not everybody thinks so, apparently. The [...]
Jon and Kate Gosselin: Marriage Busters, Busted.
By on December 18, 2009 1 CommentIt seems fitting that at the end of this year – nay, decade – one of the most infamous couples in celebudisaster parenting history are finalizing their divorce. Jon & Kate is now officially Jon without Kate. Or Kate without Jon. Or Kate hates Jon and it's court documented and official. Wow, there are so [...]
Daycare Busted For Drugging Tots; Charges On Stupidity Pending
By on December 17, 2009 12 CommentsWow, this story almost made me drop my beloved coffee mug (don't worry, mommy's little enabler is just fine). A daycare in Cincinnati is being investigated for drugging kids in order to get them settled at nap time. There is an allegation that daycare employees put melatonin in candy which was then fed to some [...]
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