A Bad Moms PSA: Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Dominating the headlines as of late has been a rash of drownings in and around the Greater Toronto Area (GTA), most recently a 13-year-old boy who, tragically, drowned at home in his backyard while swimming in the family pool. It’s been a hot, humid summer for the GTA already, and forecasters are predicting more of [...]
The Kim Kardashian Twitter Debacle: This Bad Mom Weighs In
Kim Kardashian recently sent the Internet all a-twitter after sending out a series of tweets about a woman who was seated next to her at a restaurant where she was having lunch. According to Kim, the woman both breast-fed and changed her baby at her table, and the celebutante/reality star took to Twitter to opine [...]
Bad Dad Needs Schooling In What’s Funny, And What’s Not
Dear Adam Carolla: I understand that you’re supposed to be a comic or something. That’s awesome. No, really. How many people get to make their living making jokes? That’s pretty cool. And I see that you make jokes about your kid, which, again, cool, I get that. I mean, I do it too, sort of. [...]
From The MamaPop Files: Ah, Lindsay Lohan
I’m just going to stop asking where the hell Lindsay Lohan’s parents are, because, sadly, we all know. Which just makes her ongoing tour of Trainwreckville all the more sad. Anyway. MamaPop’s got the details of the latest – a bench warrant for her arrest, presumably because she violated the terms of her alcohol-monitoring-ankle-bracelet thingamadoo [...]
This Is The Way Feminism Ends, Not With A Bang But A Nip-Tasselled Onesie
So, you know how we were just asking whether or not our hair might be killing feminism? Which, you know, is a ridiculous question, because of course hair can’t kill feminism, unless it’s Kate Gosselin’s hair, in which case, it maybe could, but still. Anyway, the question is irrelevant. Hair isn’t going to be the [...]
Flowers In The Attic Is Not A Good Example For Dating With Children
Raise your hand if you read the classic V.C. Andrews tale of the Dollanganger family, Flowers in the Attic. OK, now put your hands down y’all — I knew you were my kind of people. That’s some sticky, stupid brain candy turned into epic literature. Epic AWESOME literature. Anyway. One thing I learned from Flowers [...]
From The MamaPop Files: Newest NYC Housewife Arrested for DUI
Sonja Morgan is BY FAR my fave Housewife right now on Real Housewives of NYC. Mostly because she’s openly a single party girl. Ooops! Guess those things catch up with you in real life. Anyway, Sonja Morgan was arrested early Monday morning under suspicion of driving under the influence after she failed to stop at [...]
And The Award For Parents Of The Year Goes To…
When I was pregnant with my firstborn I was terrorized by a recurring nightmare. It went something like this: I’d take my baby to the mall, get distracted by something (a fabulous shoe sale, a clown juggling ice cream cones, a fry truck) and completely forget about my child. It wouldn’t be until I’d gotten [...]
Geez, People. THERE ARE NO WORDS.
Seriously. I don’t care if saying this makes me a fussy fussy-pantsed fussocrat, but the video embedded below proves, for once and for all, that young kids simulating NSFW dance moves – in any context – is just wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG. Those butt-slapping slutwear-attired girls of the holy-shit-what-is-UP-with-this video of the other week [...]
Grade Four Student Teaches Disney World A Lesson In Grammar
A grade four student has taught the folks over at Walt Disney World a lesson in grammar, specifically plurals. While waiting to board the Primeval Whirl at Disney’s Animal Kingdom in Orlando, Hannah Estes, an elementary school student from Texas, spotted a grammatical error on a sign for the ride – one that’s gone unnoticed [...]
