I Totally Look Like This Without Makeup Too.

By on June 14, 2011
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Look, world!  Here’s the “real” Angelina Jolie. She’s in her own clothes! She’s not wearing makeup! She is carrying her own six year old handbag! Translation: Wow, this is how good she looks when she really should look like hell. Why don’t you look like this, too? Yes, this afternoon springs upon us yet another [...]

Why Amazon Is Totally On The Bad Mom Shit List

By on November 10, 2010
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Cross-posted from ThreeSeven… There’s a pedophilia guide for sale on Amazon. Today, many, many people heard about it. And many, many people complained to Amazon, Amazon responded by refusing to pull the book and stating that they believe that to refuse to sell material they feel is objectionable is censorship. And therefore the book stays available [...]

Bad Moms Wanna Know What They Put In The Hamburgers In Australia

By on October 1, 2010
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I’m just going to go right and call this one: it’s stupid. It’s really, really stupid. term paper writing services It’s an Australian PSA that equates feeding your children hamburgers with giving them heroin. That’s right. HEROIN. I’ll bet you didn’t know that giving kids heroin was okay now. Seriously: we all know that regular [...]

Drunk Babies FTW! Wait… That Doesn’t Sound Right.

By on September 30, 2010
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It’s true, here at the Bad Moms Club we have picked on advertisers before. One time we made an ad agency in South Korea beg us to take down our critique of their diaper ad campaign. buy an essay (For the record, we didn’t take it down. But we liked being asked.) So, based on [...]

This Blanket Is Going To Save Your Marriage

By on May 6, 2010
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There’s an infomercial that’s currently making its way around the Internet – one that claims a product called The Better Marriage Blanket can solve “the problem in the marriage bed that nobody likes to talk about”. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that it’s probably not the problem you’re thinking it [...]

From The Never-Too-Early Files: Toys For Training Mini-Miltons

By on April 18, 2010
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Because a $2,500 computer workstation built into a durable, easy-to-clean plastic molded surface that can take the rough and tumble ways of the next generation of Miltons and Dilberts is exactly what the world needs. * * *

Hurray For Barbie: Two Snappy New Careers And One Really Bad Typo

By on March 2, 2010
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Barbie. She’s a household name. I had a whole mess of Barbies; I dressed them up, brushed their hair and created lives for them when I was a kid, and I’ll bet that many of you did, too. I always dressed mine in a fancy silver ball gown with red velour hearts on the sleeves, [...]

Bad From The Past: The Day My Kid Went Punk

By on March 1, 2010
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I’m a child of the 80s, which means I spent the better half of the decade drinking my fair share of Tab, aspiring to grow up and be as cool as Jem (please tell me that some of you remember Jem and the Holograms and loved it as much as I do did) and, of [...]

Bad Parenting, Mad Men Style

By on February 22, 2010

Did Don Draper come up with these ads? Because, seriously. Putting a hat on the Marlboro baby is just overkill, and I expect better of him:

Making Your Tyrant Baby Work For You: Gordon Gekko Edition

By on February 15, 2010

So you remember the other day, when I was explaining about how Jean-Jacques Rousseau argued that babies are hard-wired to try to make us their bitches and that the keys to surviving baby tyranny are to a) educate them, such that their tyrannical impulses are reprogrammed in such a manner that they can learn to [...]

Dear Huggies GoodNites: Bad Advertising Means ALWAYS Having To Say You’re Sorry

By on February 4, 2010

So the ad agency that made those horrible, skeevy Korean Huggies ads? They e-mailed us about the post that we wrote about their horrible, skeevy ad. They are very sad about that post: