Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
Look, world! Here’s the “real” Angelina Jolie. She’s in her own clothes! She’s not wearing makeup! She is carrying her own six year old handbag! Translation: Wow, this is how good she looks when she really should look like hell. Why don’t you look like this, too? Yes, this afternoon springs upon us yet another [...]
Cross-posted from ThreeSeven… There’s a pedophilia guide for sale on Amazon. Today, many, many people heard about it. And many, many people complained to Amazon, Amazon responded by refusing to pull the book and stating that they believe that to refuse to sell material they feel is objectionable is censorship. And therefore the book stays available [...]
I’m just going to go right and call this one: it’s stupid. It’s really, really stupid. It’s an Australian PSA that equates feeding your children hamburgers with giving them heroin. That’s right. HEROIN. I’ll bet you didn’t know that giving kids heroin was okay now. Seriously: we all know that regular trips with the kids [...]
It’s true, here at the Bad Moms Club we have picked on advertisers before. One time we made an ad agency in South Korea beg us to take down our critique of their diaper ad campaign. (For the record, we didn’t take it down. But we liked being asked.) So, based on that past reaction, [...]
There’s an infomercial that’s currently making its way around the Internet – one that claims a product called The Better Marriage Blanket can solve “the problem in the marriage bed that nobody likes to talk about”. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that it’s probably not the problem you’re thinking it [...]
Because a $2,500 computer workstation built into a durable, easy-to-clean plastic molded surface that can take the rough and tumble ways of the next generation of Miltons and Dilberts is exactly what the world needs. * * *
Barbie. She’s a household name. I had a whole mess of Barbies; I dressed them up, brushed their hair and created lives for them when I was a kid, and I’ll bet that many of you did, too. I always dressed mine in a fancy silver ball gown with red velour hearts on the sleeves, [...]
I’m a child of the 80s, which means I spent the better half of the decade drinking my fair share of Tab, aspiring to grow up and be as cool as Jem (please tell me that some of you remember Jem and the Holograms and loved it as much as I do did) and, of [...]
So you remember the other day, when I was explaining about how Jean-Jacques Rousseau argued that babies are hard-wired to try to make us their bitches and that the keys to surviving baby tyranny are to a) educate them, such that their tyrannical impulses are reprogrammed in such a manner that they can learn to [...]
Toronto October 13 - 15
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