Jennifer Aniston Stocks Up On Baby Food
Jennifer Aniston is stocking up on baby food – but it’s not for the reason you might think. The pureed stuff is for her. As you may have heard, Jennifer Aniston is rumored to be on the baby food diet by order of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson (who also works with Gwyneth ‘Gooptastic’ Paltrow.) Folks [...]
Bad Moms Dislike Gwyneth Paltrow, But Not That Much
I’m no fan of Gwyneth Paltrow, but even I found this Onion ‘news’ story about Gwyneth getting punched in the face to be a bit much. I mean, come on, people. Violence against women is never funny, unless it’s a fake Sarah Palin against Fake Tina Fey – okay, maybe a real wrestling match between [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Above The FTC Law But You Sure As Hell Aren’t
Oh hey, do you remember the December post that we should have called "HA HA HA GWYNETH FAIL!" but because we are 'mature' and 'restrained' Catherine just called it "GOOPtastic: One More Reason To Be Irritated By Gwyneth Paltrow"? Fuck maturity and restraint, Gwyneth just gave me MORE reason to loathe her goopy existence.
GOOPtastic: One More Reason To Be Irritated By Gwyneth Paltrow
I was just going to title this HA HA HA GWYNETH FAIL! but that seemed childish. Still, the news that Her Royal GOOPiness might have run afoul of the FTC's new blogger disclosure guidelines made me titter a little more gleefully than is, I suppose, appropriate for a grown woman.
Bad, Schmad: Sometimes, Celebrities – And Gossip – And Celebrity Gossip – Just Suck
Blind gossip items are one of my guilty pleasures. Call it schadenfreude, call it taking perverse pleasure in knowing that celebrities are as messed up as we think they are, call it a faint, desperate hope that one day, there'll be an item that reads something like 'Desperate Blond Actress with lifestyle website has secret [...]
