I’m not sure what to make of this. The Mistress Of GOOP doing Cee-Lo? Does this mean that goody-two-shoes, oh-hey-I’m-perfect Gwyneth has – *gasp* – a bad side? That might be a sign of the coming Apocalypse. Keep your ears on alert for the clattering hooves of the Four Horsemen, people.
Jennifer Aniston is stocking up on baby food – but it’s not for the reason you might think. The pureed stuff is for her. As you may have heard, Jennifer Aniston is rumored to be on the baby food diet by order of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson (who also works with Gwyneth ‘Gooptastic’ Paltrow.) Folks [...]
Oh hey, do you remember the December post that we should have called "HA HA HA GWYNETH FAIL!" but because we are 'mature' and 'restrained' Catherine just called it "GOOPtastic: One More Reason To Be Irritated By Gwyneth Paltrow"? Fuck maturity and restraint, Gwyneth just gave me MORE reason to loathe her goopy existence.
Blind gossip items are one of my guilty pleasures. Call it schadenfreude, call it taking perverse pleasure in knowing that celebrities are as messed up as we think they are, call it a faint, desperate hope that one day, there'll be an item that reads something like 'Desperate Blond Actress with lifestyle website has secret [...]