What Do You Get When You Mix Mel Gibson With Placenta? A Meltdown.
Bad Dads and placentas: two words that we’ve thrown around a lot here at the Bad Moms Club. We’ve featured some “Bad Is The New Good” Dads here at the Bad Moms Club and we’ve featured some real Bad Dads. We’ve also featured some alternative uses for placentas that, honestly, kind of skeeved some of [...]
Bad Photo of the Week: Parenting, Ur Doin’ it Wrong
I started off writing this post in a snarky, satirical tone, but as I wrote I found myself becoming more and more bothered by this picture. It made me laugh at first – that equal parts shock/disgust/OMFG!/I’m-so-uncomfortable-I-have-to-laugh laugh, you know the one – but I can’t unsee this picture and I can’t get it out [...]
When Your Nethers Itch: A Cautionary Tale Involving Chicken Nuggets
I have totally failed in the serving the family dinner department lately. Not that we’ve ever lived a sort of traditional family life (meaning my big strong husband goes to work while I stay home and roll socks into balls). No. It’s always been like an accidental phenomenon if I prepared a meal and served [...]
From The Holy Crap Files: Six-Week-Old Infant Survives Bizarre Highway Accident
It’s something that I’m sure any parent who drives a vehicle has worried about at one point or another: getting in to an accident while your kids are in the car with you. Imagine, then, the horror of watching your newborn son fly out of your vehicle and shoot down the side of the highway [...]
Bad Mom Shakes Head In Disbelief: I’m Agreeing With Kate Gosselin.
OK folks, don’t panic, but can someone check whether a) Hell has frozen over (I sense it’s either at the bottom of that sink hole in Guatamala or somewhere near BP headquarters) or b) I am, in fact, a monkey’s uncle because I am – wait for it, wait for it – agreeing with parenting [...]
This Is The Way Feminism Ends, Not With A Bang But A Nip-Tasselled Onesie
So, you know how we were just asking whether or not our hair might be killing feminism? Which, you know, is a ridiculous question, because of course hair can’t kill feminism, unless it’s Kate Gosselin’s hair, in which case, it maybe could, but still. Anyway, the question is irrelevant. Hair isn’t going to be the [...]
Bad Mom Admits It: She’s Jealous And It’s Clouding Her Judgment.
The more I think about it, the more I think being an adult makes me a chump and I need Tom Cruise to adopt me. Did I just say that I wanted one of the biggest whack jobs in Hollywood to become my legal guardian? Yes. Yes I did. Here’s why:
Sack Tapping! Listen Up Kids: There Are Rules, You Know.
Okay, so I didn’t know that there were rules for tapping sacks before I read this story AND, granted, I have no sacks to tap but I now understand that in the ‘game’ of scrotal slamming – why yes, there IS such a game; where have you been? – there are codes of conduct to [...]
Geez, People. THERE ARE NO WORDS.
Seriously. I don’t care if saying this makes me a fussy fussy-pantsed fussocrat, but the video embedded below proves, for once and for all, that young kids simulating NSFW dance moves – in any context – is just wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG. Those butt-slapping slutwear-attired girls of the holy-shit-what-is-UP-with-this video of the other week [...]
I Can Now Say That I’ve Truly Seen It All
A video clip of a young Indonesian boy smoking a cigarette is making its way around the internet, and the story behind it is as sad as it is shocking. Ardi Rizal smokes up to 40 cigarettes a day. He smokes one brand and one brand only, and has major meltdowns when his parents try [...]
