Bad Moms Find Joy In YouTube Videos

By on May 31, 2012
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If you read my personal site at all, then you know that we are dealing with some Crazy, with a side dish of Batshit Insane. I really don't want to write about it here, or anywhere anymore. It has consumed our lives for the last week and a half and he can sit in his [...]

Do Bad Moms Really Need Mommy Porn?

By on April 18, 2012
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Have you read it? You know: the hottest mommy porn to hit e-readers everywhere. The S&M the title that is being discussed on every media site, and being read on every pool side. 50 Shades of Grey. I'm not embarrassed to say I read it, for work purposes of course. And it made me uncomfortable. [...]

Baby, Someone Like You Is Just What We Need

By on March 20, 2012
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Prepare thine heart to explode into a million pieces because this baby has talent — or at the very least an amazing ability to sing along to a beautiful song. When my little girl began singing along with the music I played for her, I melted into a puddle of goo and now at the [...]

This Bad Mom Can't Decide Who Stole The Show: Baby Vs Dog

By on March 13, 2012
Surprised Baby

Put a baby in a video and you pretty know you have a really cute video on your hands because come on, it's a baby! Add a dog with strong parenting instincts into the mix and you're guaranteed to be witnessing a cute video to the extreme. Add an overused musical soundtrack and you've given [...]

Real Moms Get Really Pregnant

By on February 29, 2012
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Take a look at this photo and spare a thought for Jessica Simpson, if you will. how to win back your ex I remember being nine months pregnant and feeling like my body had been taken over by not one but three vast, quivering aliens. I remember being front-heavy and unable to stand up without [...]

Porn for Pregnant Women Does Exist And Ryan Gosling Is In It

By on January 31, 2012
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I once gave an interview to a writerly friend about sex during pregnancy. I totally forgot about it until the wife of my husband's work colleague came up to me and told me that she knew all about my sex life, she had read about it while at the doctor's office. Yowza. But I think [...]

Bad Moms Approve As Long As It Prefers KiX Over Kids [video]

By on January 16, 2012
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The following post is dedicated to all the parents who have ever felt guilty about a parenting decision that other parents may have judged or frowned upon. For all of us who have been in that position, deep down you knew that decision was the right one and completely necessary in conquering the quest to [...]

Bad Moms Buy Bad School Portraits

By on December 12, 2011
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Because is there really such a thing as a ‘bad’ school portrait? OK, there is such a thing as a ‘bad’ school portrait and that fact grows exponentially by the child’s age but regardless of the actual results of this annual rite of student passage, parents in general will buy the image to mark that [...]

Christmas Carols For Bad Moms

By on December 8, 2011
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I have a broken wrist and limited typing ability. I will tell THAT entire story some other time. Until then, I will bring you: The Top 5 Christmas Carols For Bad Moms. Because I can do it with minimal typing. Phoning it in FTW! 5.  Queen – Thank God It's Christmas.  “Oh my friends it's [...]

The Vader Who Stole Christmas

By on November 29, 2011
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buy antivirus software online This Bad Mom is loving this Star Wars Suess mashup because my little Star Wars fan — who incidentally loves to play Darth Vader's theme whenever she feels like life is not treating her the way it should be and she needs that extra injection of little evil emperor in her life — has been requesting [...]

The Truth Is Stranger Than The Latest Christmas Craze

By on November 21, 2011
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You know those times when you know you’re being a crap parent and you think, well, whatever, surely she won’t notice! She’s too young for it to REALLY matter!? I can just modify my own behaviour next week/year/month, sometime when it really has an impact! And then in an instant, all that stuff you’ve been [...]

Bad Moms Adapt Their Fitness Routines To The Seasons

By on November 16, 2011

The Swiss Naturals folks have asked me to continue to write about how I continue to incorporate fitness and health into my life, and as the weather has now turned colder, it makes sense to talk to you guys about what my plans are now that the summer is but a distant memory. During the [...]

Bad Moms Love Bad Mom Tricks: Halloween Edition

By on November 6, 2011
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Yes I know Hallowe'en is sooo last week and that you are already planning the holiday shopping but this video was too good to not share. If I had told my daughter that I ate all her Hallowe'en candy she would have never displayed the restraint of these brothers. These boys were delivered the news [...]

Bad Moms Don?t Share Their Drugs With Their Kids

By on October 31, 2011
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It’s time for another awesome round of ?”Bad Moms Love Guest Posts” ? a.k.a. Posts Submitted By Friends of Bad Moms Who Simply Can?t Restrain Themselves From Expressing Their Badness. Please enjoy this post from Corinne, aka?@hvbabywilltrvl and?founder of?Have Baby Will Travel, , this week?s Bad Mom Guest. generic cialis price The Globe & Mail [...]

You’re a worse parent than you think! Hooray!

By on October 25, 2011
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So thanks to Laid Off Dad, along came this little article in to my twitter feed that listed a mere dozen ways that we’re effortlessly, gleefully screwing up our kids for life.? Life, I tell you! Yes, they’ve gathered child psychologists! Psychiatrists! and OTHER EXPERTS (who’d they call? your mother-in-law?) to come up with this [...]