The Bad Moms Club

Bad Moms Hate Break-Ups: Brad And Angelina, Sucks To Be You

By Her Bad Mother on January 24, 2010 3 Comments

I freely admit it: I am one of those people who usually feels a teeny bit smug – I told you so! – when news of failing celebrity marriages hits the gossip wires. I mean, how many successful marriages are there in Hollywood, anyway? And aren't they all having affairs? Cue wagging finger. So you [...]

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John Edwards Admits Paternity Of Daughter, Fails To Impress

By Her Bad Mother on January 21, 2010 Leave a Comment

John Edwards has finally admitted what everybody already knew: that he really is the father of Rielle Hunter's baby, Frances Quinn. Which is great and all, but really, it would be better if he'd man up and admit that denying his baby in the first place was really kind of vile.

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Tom Cruise One-Ups Parents Everywhere. Also: He’s Crazy.

By katie on January 12, 2010 19 Comments

Wow, I'm all about judgment this week at The Bad Moms Club. First it was Crafts! With Placenta! Now it's Tom Cruise! Indulgence to the Extreme! I know I shouldn't judge, I don't want to judge, but OMFG, I can't help but judge. I'm only human, dammit.

Filed under: Bad Dads, Bad Moms Don't Judge, Bad Moms Sometimes Judge But Feel Bad About It, Bad Rants, Bad Stuff, Even We Have Standards, Speechless, We Can't Make This Stuff Up, What Is Wrong With You People?

From The Cry Me A River Files: Balloon Dad Goes To Jail

By Her Bad Mother on January 11, 2010 2 Comments

Richard Heene went to jail today. All together now: POOR BABY. Now we just have to wait and see if he can balloon himself out of the prison yard.

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Balloon Boy’s Dad: Liar Liar Crybaby Pants On Fire

By Her Bad Mother on January 8, 2010 3 Comments

I know that the BMC credo is resist judging all ye who enter here, but as I think I've amply demonstrated, I tend to not resist it so much when faced with evil and/or stupidity. Richard Heene, I think, embodies both.

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So, Um, About That Tiger Woods Thing…

By katie on December 9, 2009 3 Comments

So. Let's talk about the golf-club wielding elephant in the corner. Whenever I go to get my gossip fix, all I see is Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiiiiiiiigerrrrrrr Wooooods. Can I just say that I'm kind of shocked at the whole thing? Regardless of how much of the gossip is true (less than 50% is [...]

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