Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
It’s like the slow clap, but not really, and wouldn’t you know? It’s best demonstrated by Robert Pattinson-as-sparklicious-Edward in the Twilight series. That’s right, Edward, honey. Walk slow. Walk reeeeal slow. Just like that. Yeah. Slow like that. Oh yeah. *ahem* You can weigh in on the debate – SLOW: WIN OR FAIL? – over [...]
Over the years I’ve learned some things from my teenagers. Besides being extremely annoying and narcissistic, they’re also acutely aware of how things “make them feel.” Major eye roll. I’m not sure if this holds true with teenage boys–I have the distinct pleasure of having teenage daughters. By the time my 4th child (and only [...]
I wasn’t going to say anything here about it being my birthday, but then one of the other bad moms sent me an e-card that made laugh so hard that (OVERSHARE ALERT) I peed a little, and so I decided, what the hell? You all deserve to know that I’m old, and also to get [...]
I know that this is supposed to be, like, funny and all, but seriously, it just makes the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. I mean, yes, these adorable little girls are play-acting and it’s all pretend, but jeebus murphy, I see a similar kind of hair-tossing and voguing among the [...]
My son wants two things for his fifth birthday this summer: a skateboard, and a squirt gun. They’re two fairly easy wishes to grant, right? We’re cool with him learning to board, so long as he’s outfitted with a helmet, shin/knee/elbow/shoulder full-on body pads, and bound in bubble wrap before he sets foot on it. [...]
Oh, well. We could dream, couldn’t we? (Image Credit: Janet Mayer/PR Photos; Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
A mom should never need to announce this kind of news but sadly they sometimes do.
Corey Haim – 80′s teen star and latter-day has-been – has, reportedly, died of a drug overdose. The Internets are saying that this wasn’t really shocking – he did, after all, have a public struggle with substance abuse – but really, isn’t it fair to say that no such celebrity death is shocking? Given that [...]
This is truly every parent’s worst nightmare. Michael Blosil, son of the legendary Marie Osmond, died this weekend after leaping from an eighth-story apartment in Los Angeles. He was just eighteen years old.
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