Tis the time of year again where we all get subjected to Year In Review segments and The Bad Moms Club is no different. Except we will only show you the stuff that made us laugh. And lordy, I forgot how many parenting-related media spectacles there were this year. Can you say Octomom, Jon & [...]
2009: The Year Of The Bad Mom Spectacular Spectacular (Did Someone Say MONTAGE?)
By on December 10, 2009 Leave a CommentFor When Naptime Isn’t About Sleeping
By on December 10, 2009 2 CommentsWas there a room or a piece of furniture or an objet d'art in your home growing up that all children were forbidden to even touch without adult blessing and this rule was enforced using threats worse than reform school? One of my friends had a living room so sacred and so totally not kid-friendly [...]
If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Sling On It
By on December 9, 2009 3 CommentsMy first baby hated slings. HATED them. Slings, Baby Bjorns, carriers: if it strapped her against me, she didn't want to have anything to do with it. My second baby? LOVED the sling. My back still hurts from all the sling-loving. It probably would have hurt more if I'd been doing this sort of thing:
Festivus: Something For The Rest Of Us (Or, Oh Crap, Is It That Time Of Year Again?)
By on December 8, 2009 Leave a CommentConfession: I'm incredibly disorganized at the holidays, specifically the ones that hit in December. At this point my Christmas and Festivus cards aren't sent (or even purchased), gifts — even for those who live far away and require one month mailing windows — haven't been selected, oh hell, I don't even know who I'm buying [...]
Not Your Mother’s Nativity Scene
By on December 4, 2009 9 CommentsChristmas time during my childhood was always kicked off by bringing out the nativity scene. My Mom would painstakingly set up her nativity sets, even going as far as to delay bringing in the little baby Jesus or wise men until the big day. We had multiple sets around the homestead, each invoking reverence and [...]
Bad Moms Like To Keep Them Guessing.
By on December 3, 2009 2 Comments
Have you ever been burned by a sanctimommy in play group, library, or anywhere that that attracts the particularly vicious alpha variety of mom? Have you ever received the continuous, harsh stink-eye or had totally passive-aggressive comments directed at you by strangers in customs, airports, passport offices, medical facility, line-up, or [fill in any place [...]
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