Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
Oh my god, you guys. I want this for Christmas. I am totally not joking. Actually, in the time that it took me to upload that picture, I ordered one for myself. No, really. Like I’m waiting to see if Santa brings me one. Santa always messes that shit up. And I want one NOW; [...]
Okay, seriously. If you don’t laugh – even just a little – at this, then I’m not sure that we can be friends. Because although the chest hair is maybe just a teeny little bit disturbing, the overall effect of the chub-legged, be-diapered slow run is EPIC: I don’t think that I ever would have [...]
Acknowledging that one’s children are monsters is a powerful first step toward understanding how and why it is that parenting sucks the very life blood from one’s person. Obviously, I am speaking figuratively — OR AM I? Look, I love my children, regardless of whether or not they sprout little fangs and keep me up [...]
I don’t know about you, but I’m on this eternal quest to manage house and home and a big part of that quest – which has, I’m pretty sure, no real end (hence me calling it ‘eternal’) – is regular side-trips into the Forests of Fixing Up and the Valleys of Renovation and the Oases [...]
I dare you to not feel uplifted after watching this. I also dare you to not tap your toes. I’m not going to dare you to not get a little weepy, because that’s probably just me.
In case you needed more proof that Canada is awesome, have a look at what you can do in Florenceville, New Brunswick starting this month: That’s a Sesame Street maze, which I think is awesome, although I know it won’t be for everybody. Like, say, people who are afraid of mazes. Which, you might be, [...]
Seriously. How awesome is this? HOW AWESOME IS THIS? Winnie the Pooh as a Wookie, and Christopher Robin as Han Solo? WHY IS THIS NOT ON PBS? See more at JamesHance.com, and at Buzzfeed.
…but babies with mustaches singing about being drunk totally are. Gee… I wonder what was in his bottle? Anyway. Welcome to a Tuesday morning dance party!
For years when I was a kid, my aunt took my cousin and I to the CNE, which still remains the biggest fair I’ve ever been to. We’d spend the day roaming the Midway, trying to cram as many rides in as possible; our favourite, by far, was the gigantic orange roller coaster, the one [...]
One steamy afternoon last week, just as the kids and I were getting ready to hit up the library, I became suddenly ill. One minute we were standing at the front door, book bags in hand; the next, I was lying on the couch with a plastic bowl at my side and a cool washcloth [...]
Because you don’t go to New York City and not dance. Especially not when you’re wearing a tutu. I think it’s a law. I’ll have you know that although Amy and I, as team MamaPop/BMC, lost, I as an individual came in second,which is actually less impressive than I’m making it out to be, because [...]
I have a love/hate relationship with Legos. I love them because they are one of like, three things that will keep my children quiet for longer than ten minutes at a time. But when it’s two-thirty in the morning and I step on one while stumbling blindly down the hall to the bathroom, I hate [...]
We’ve all heard stories about children who find out their parents are NOT really their parents because some kind of hospital mix up resulted in newborn babies being switched. These stories rarely end well and I cannot even imagine how devastating and confusing it would be for both families. But this story out of Brazil [...]
Imagine posting pics of your infant son and then discovering, ten years later, that he’s become an internet sensation in Japan – as a meme! That’s exactly what happened to Allen S. Rout, and he only found out when he decided to Google himself. After scrolling through 18 pages of results, he recognized his name [...]
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