Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
How many times have you been trolling the racks at Baby Gap and said under your breath “Screw all these cute little pink dresses, I wish Lady Gaga would design baby clothing. She’d create the kind of baby clothing my daughter needs. Gaga would make baby clothing that screams ‘Outta my way establishment, I WAS [...]
Sesame Street. I was raised on it, I will always love it, and as far as I’m concerned, it can do no wrong. What? Come on now, well made children’s programming never hurt anyone and we all know that moderation and moderation are the keys, yo. Anyway. I’m all grown up now so I prefer [...]
Oh, hey, you guys: it’s Elmo’s birthday! He’s three and a half! And according to Sesame Street, he’s ALWAYS three and a half, but still! February 3 is his birthday nonetheless! Which raises a few questions: if February 3 is his birthday, but he is the same age every day, does that mean that Elmo [...]
Oscar doesn’t travel home for Thanksgiving, so he couldn’t participate in the anti-grope ‘opt-out’ demonstration that took place yesterday, but he’s not really the demonstration type anyway – protestors always have some silly do-gooder cause that they’ll insist upon explaining, and he HATES that – and also he doesn’t mind getting blasted with radiation. Still, [...]
The powers-that-be at Sesame Street have been denying for years that Bert and Ernie are, you know, a couple – those separate beds should be the giveaway, no? – but here’s a thought: just because they’re not a couple doesn’t mean that one or the other of them isn’t gay, right? Which means that this [...]
Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canadians. I know that it seems ridiculous to our American friends to have Turkey Day before Hallowe’en, but you know Canadians: we like to be different. Speaking of different, have you seen this version of the now infamous Old Spice commercial? That’s right, it’s Grover as the Old Spice guy and [...]
Who the hell cares whether or not Sesame Street ever airs that Katy Perry segment? Not me. Not when they have VAMPIRES. MUPPET VAMPIRES. Sure, Sesame Street has had the Count for, like, forever – which, yes, puts it years ahead of Joss Whedon – but this True Blood spoof is definitive proof that when [...]
I’d like to say that this – a SEXY ELMO COSTUME – is not a sign of imminent Apocalypse, but I fear that I’d be wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. Source; HT @thatericalper
I dare you to not feel uplifted after watching this. I also dare you to not tap your toes. I’m not going to dare you to not get a little weepy, because that’s probably just me.
In case you needed more proof that Canada is awesome, have a look at what you can do in Florenceville, New Brunswick starting this month: That’s a Sesame Street maze, which I think is awesome, although I know it won’t be for everybody. Like, say, people who are afraid of mazes. Which, you might be, [...]
The Muppets make me happy, just purely and simply happy. Growing up with them has provided me with many a happy television-related memory, and in the pop culture museum of my heart they are placed alongside treasures like Charlie’s Angels, The Bionic Woman, Donny & Marie, and Land of the Lost. But the Muppets and [...]
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