Bad Little Monsters Say Yes To Gaga GooGoo

By on August 3, 2011
We ARE All Born Superstars

How many times have you been trolling the racks at Baby Gap and said under your breath “Screw all these cute little pink dresses, I wish Lady Gaga would design baby clothing. She’d create the kind of baby clothing my daughter needs. Gaga would make baby clothing that screams ‘Outta my way establishment, I WAS [...]

Because Sesame Street Is Always A Sure Shot

By on July 20, 2011

Sesame Street. I was raised on it, I will always love it, and as far as I’m concerned, it can do no wrong. What? Come on now, well made children’s programming never hurt anyone and we all know that moderation and moderation are the keys, yo. Anyway. I’m all grown up now so I prefer [...]

Elmo Does Late Night

By on May 4, 2011

Why Elmo hasn’t been on the Daily Show, I don’t know – maybe they’re holding out for Big Bird – but his appearance on Jimmy Fallon was pretty awesome: Come to think of it, maybe Elmo isn’t a good fit for the Daily Show. Maybe Elmo’s more of a Colbert guy. Hard to say. In [...]

Muppet Existentialism Meets Sesame Street Theology (Happy Birthday, Elmo, Amen)

By on February 3, 2011

Oh, hey, you guys: it’s Elmo’s birthday! He’s three and a half! And according to Sesame Street, he’s ALWAYS three and a half, but still! February 3 is his birthday nonetheless! Which raises a few questions: if February 3 is his birthday, but he is the same age every day, does that mean that Elmo [...]

Heidi Klum And Elmo And Footwear: More Awesome Than You Probably Need

By on February 2, 2011

Memo to Sesame Street: the only thing that could have made this clip better is if Tim Gunn had wandered in at the end and said MAKE IT WORK. Please get on that.

Bad Moms Love Monsters, Even The Kanye Kind

By on January 5, 2011

Behold, and be amazed: a Muppet remix of Kanye West’s ‘Monster.’ (Not really suitable for work or children, unless you’re in one of those all-cursing workplaces or households, which, let’s face it, are probably the best kind.)

The Twelve Muppets Of Christmas

By on December 22, 2010

You might have been under the misapprehension that John Denver was uncool. You’d have been wrong. John Denver qua John Denver is uncool. John Denver singing Christmas carols with Muppets is AWESOME. cell phone spy software Also, Miss Piggy rules. That is all.

Oscar The Grouch Tells The TSA: DON’T TOUCH MY JUNK

By on November 25, 2010

Oscar doesn’t travel home for Thanksgiving, so he couldn’t participate in the anti-grope ‘opt-out’ demonstration that took place yesterday, but he’s not really the demonstration type anyway – protestors always have some silly do-gooder cause that they’ll insist upon explaining, and he HATES that – and also he doesn’t mind getting blasted with radiation. common [...]

This Week In Muppets: Did Bert Just Come Out On Twitter?

By on October 25, 2010
bert gay

The powers-that-be at Sesame Street have been denying for years that Bert and Ernie are, you know, a couple – those separate beds should be the giveaway, no? – but here’s a thought: just because they’re not a couple doesn’t mean that one or the other of them isn’t gay, right? Which means that this [...]

Bad Moms Love The Monster Your Monster Could Smell Like

By on October 11, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving my fellow Canadians. I know that it seems ridiculous to our American friends to have Turkey Day before Hallowe’en, but you know Canadians: we like to be different. pay to write my paper Speaking of different, have you seen this version of the now infamous Old Spice commercial? That’s right, it’s Grover as [...]

Because Who Understands Monsters Better Than Sesame Workshop?

By on September 28, 2010
count von sparkle vamp

Who the hell cares whether or not Sesame Street ever airs that Katy Perry segment? Not me. Not when they have VAMPIRES. MUPPET VAMPIRES. Sure, Sesame Street has had the Count for, like, forever – which, yes, puts it years ahead of Joss Whedon – but this True Blood spoof is definitive proof that when [...]

Handbasket, Meet Hell, And Its Lovely Collection Of Sexy Muppet Costumes

By on September 16, 2010
elmo costume

I’d like to say that this – a SEXY ELMO COSTUME – is not a sign of imminent Apocalypse, but I fear that I’d be wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. Source; HT @thatericalper

Today In Muppetastic Awesome: Will. I. Am. Rocks The Street

By on September 15, 2010

I dare you to not feel uplifted after watching this. I also dare you to not tap your toes. I’m not going to dare you to not get a little weepy, because that’s probably just me.

Can You Tell Me How To Get, How To Get Out Of The Sesame Street Maze

By on September 14, 2010
sesame street maze

In case you needed more proof that Canada is awesome, have a look at what you can do in Florenceville, New Brunswick starting this month: android sms monitor app That’s a Sesame Street maze, which I think is awesome, although I know it won’t be for everybody. Like, say, people who are afraid of mazes. [...]

This Week In Muppets: Puppet Relations

By on August 27, 2010

The Muppets make me happy, just purely and simply happy. Growing up with them has provided me with many a happy television-related memory, and in the pop culture museum of my heart they are placed alongside treasures like Charlie’s Angels, The Bionic Woman, Donny & Marie, and Land of the Lost. But the Muppets and [...]