Bad Moms Want Bad Gear, And If The Cat In The Hat Is Involved, All The Better
I want this. Do I even need to explain why? DO I? It’s actually supposed to be an image on a t-shirt, but WHATEVER. I want the real thing, finger-pointer, toilet-plunger, and toast-maker included, and I will pay CASH MONEY.
Bad Moms Love Plush Potty Humor
If you’re a parent, you’ve probably had enough of other people’s pee and poop in your life to last you for a while. Like forever. But on the off chance that you haven’t and you feel like your household needs MOARRR pee and poop, I’ve got something very, VERY special for you! From the land [...]
And Now I Can’t Wait To Go To Church On Sundays
One of the hardest things about motherhood is all the crap you have to lug. There’s the diaper bag and the stroller and your purse and…oh yeah, THE BABY. There is no more “running in the grocery store for a quick sec.” Now it’s a Broadway Production complete with Migraine Headache. It’s awesome. I’ve been [...]
Bad Moms Like Cupcakes, Even Ones With Brain Slugs
Yes, cupcakes, with Brain Slugs (Futurama anyone? I used to have time to spend on watching those shows before I had a baby). Not real ones, but still. Oh hell, I'd still eat these cupcakes even if the slugs were real because brain slugs can't possibly do any more damage than the sleep deprivation due [...]
No Kicking Penguins: Bad Moms Like Good Kids That Do Good Stuff
A young Canadian boy from Newfoundland drew a picture that became the 'official policy in Antarctica' for a British research facility in the South Pole after the image becoming popular on the web. This right here is an excellent example of the positive power of internet. The boy, who is in grade two, and autistic, [...]
Sleeping Beauty Never Sounded So Good
In my opinion, remakes of popular movies usually suck. I mean, why try to perfect or modernize something already successful? But there are exceptions and the following remake sounds like one, albeit one that I maybe won't be able to take my kid to: Tim Burton is rumored to be remaking Disney's Sleeping Beauty.
Hangovers Are So 2009
First they came up with alcohol in a convenient pill form to make life and packing mixes easier. Now they are making alcohol that doesn't really get you drunk. For the love of all things vodka flavoured: WHY? Sometimes mommy needs to escape, ya know.
Last Minute Shopping Ideas (Or, More Accurately: Stuff I Want)
Why is it that when I'm out shopping – or, to be more accurate, shopping online – for gifts for other people I end up finding a thousand cool things for myself? Stuff that I look at and go, OMG that is so totally me but must resist purchasing because, hello, I'm shopping for other [...]
For When Naptime Isn’t About Sleeping
Was there a room or a piece of furniture or an objet d'art in your home growing up that all children were forbidden to even touch without adult blessing and this rule was enforced using threats worse than reform school? One of my friends had a living room so sacred and so totally not kid-friendly [...]
Festivus: Something For The Rest Of Us (Or, Oh Crap, Is It That Time Of Year Again?)
Confession: I'm incredibly disorganized at the holidays, specifically the ones that hit in December. At this point my Christmas and Festivus cards aren't sent (or even purchased), gifts — even for those who live far away and require one month mailing windows — haven't been selected, oh hell, I don't even know who I'm buying [...]
