Bad Moms Find Joy In YouTube Videos

By on May 31, 2012

If you read my personal site at all, then you know that we are dealing with some Crazy, with a side dish of Batshit Insane. I really don't want to write about it here, or anywhere anymore. It has consumed our lives for the last week and a half and he can sit in his [...]

Baby, Someone Like You Is Just What We Need

By on March 20, 2012

Prepare thine heart to explode into a million pieces because this baby has talent — or at the very least an amazing ability to sing along to a beautiful song. When my little girl began singing along with the music I played for her, I melted into a puddle of goo and now at the [...]

This Bad Mom Can't Decide Who Stole The Show: Baby Vs Dog

By on March 13, 2012
Surprised Baby

Put a baby in a video and you pretty know you have a really cute video on your hands because come on, it's a baby! Add a dog with strong parenting instincts into the mix and you're guaranteed to be witnessing a cute video to the extreme. Add an overused musical soundtrack and you've given [...]

Bad Moms Approve As Long As It Prefers KiX Over Kids [video]

By on January 16, 2012

The following post is dedicated to all the parents who have ever felt guilty about a parenting decision that other parents may have judged or frowned upon. For all of us who have been in that position, deep down you knew that decision was the right one and completely necessary in conquering the quest to [...]

Bad Moms Buy Bad School Portraits

By on December 12, 2011

Because is there really such a thing as a ‘bad’ school portrait? OK, there is such a thing as a ‘bad’ school portrait and that fact grows exponentially by the child’s age but regardless of the actual results of this annual rite of student passage, parents in general will buy the image to mark that [...]

Christmas Carols For Bad Moms

By on December 8, 2011
Christmas Cheer

I have a broken wrist and limited typing ability. I will tell THAT entire story some other time. Until then, I will bring you: The Top 5 Christmas Carols For Bad Moms. Because I can do it with minimal typing. Phoning it in FTW! 5.  Queen – Thank God It's Christmas.  “Oh my friends it's [...]

The Vader Who Stole Christmas

By on November 29, 2011

buy antivirus software online This Bad Mom is loving this Star Wars Suess mashup because my little Star Wars fan — who incidentally loves to play Darth Vader's theme whenever she feels like life is not treating her the way it should be and she needs that extra injection of little evil emperor in her life — has been requesting [...]

Bad Moms Love Bad Mom Tricks: Halloween Edition

By on November 6, 2011

Yes I know Hallowe'en is sooo last week and that you are already planning the holiday shopping but this video was too good to not share. If I had told my daughter that I ate all her Hallowe'en candy she would have never displayed the restraint of these brothers. These boys were delivered the news [...]

Bad Moms Like NSFK Dora the Explorer

By on October 24, 2011

In this very special episode of Dora the Explorer, Dora is all grown up, Boots has seen better days, and Swiper is armed and dangerous. Oh wait, so it Dora.   essay help online This is totally not safe for the kids to watch but it sure is entertaining for the adults who have endured [...]

Bad Little Monsters Say Yes To Gaga GooGoo

By on August 3, 2011
We ARE All Born Superstars

How many times have you been trolling the racks at Baby Gap and said under your breath “Screw all these cute little pink dresses, I wish Lady Gaga would design baby clothing. She’d create the kind of baby clothing my daughter needs. Gaga would make baby clothing that screams ‘Outta my way establishment, I WAS [...]

Bad Moms Love Werner Herzog’s Madeline

By on July 27, 2011

OK, so I know this isn’t really Werner Herzog reading Madeline, the children’s classic from my own childhood, but I think Herzog would readily agree to narrating the tale of an young girls living at a Parisian boarding school because of the series’ classic closing line: ‘That’s all there is; there isn’t any more.’ That [...]

Because Sesame Street Is Always A Sure Shot

By on July 20, 2011

Sesame Street. I was raised on it, I will always love it, and as far as I’m concerned, it can do no wrong. What? Come on now, well made children’s programming never hurt anyone and we all know that moderation and moderation are the keys, yo. Anyway. I’m all grown up now so I prefer [...]

Baby Faces Sometimes Freak Me Out

By on June 27, 2011

This morning I woke up to my 5 year old screaming at me about how much she does not want to go to school. Not because anything bad is going on, or that she hates her teacher, or cannot stand her friends. She was screaming at me that she doesn’t want to go to school [...]

Baby Get Your Glee On!

By on June 23, 2011

I’m tempted to say that this kid is the cutest kid ever caught on video, but given that I have a special bias about this kid and also this kid (groovin’ to Katy Perry, y’all), I’m going to have to resist that temptation. Still. This little guy’s a contender, for sure.

Beyonce’s Girls Rule (The World) Vs. Nineteen Percent Vlogger

By on June 17, 2011

In case you  missed it: Girls Rule (The World). Beyonce says so. Of all the reasons I hate this song, the use of parentheses may just put me over the edge, I consider the use of a good parentheses sacrosanct. But I digress. From what I understand of Beyonce’s video, girls rule the world because [...]