Bad Moms Approve As Long As It Prefers KiX Over Kids [video]

By katie on January 16, 2012 Leave a Comment
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The following post is dedicated to all the parents who have ever felt guilty about a parenting decision that other parents may have judged or frowned upon. For all of us who have been in that position, deep down you knew that decision was the right one and completely necessary in conquering the quest to [...]

Bad Moms Buy Bad School Portraits

By katie on December 12, 2011 1 Comment
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Because is there really such a thing as a ‘bad’ school portrait? OK, there is such a thing as a ‘bad’ school portrait and that fact grows exponentially by the child’s age but regardless of the actual results of this annual rite of student passage, parents in general will buy the image to mark that [...]

Christmas Carols For Bad Moms

By Shannon on December 8, 2011 Leave a Comment
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I have a broken wrist and limited typing ability. I will tell THAT entire story some other time. Until then, I will bring you: The Top 5 Christmas Carols For Bad Moms. Because I can do it with minimal typing. Phoning it in FTW! 5.  Queen – Thank God It’s Christmas.  “Oh my friends it’s [...]

The Vader Who Stole Christmas

By katie on November 29, 2011 Leave a Comment
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This Bad Mom is loving this Star Wars Suess mashup because my little Star Wars fan — who incidentally loves to play Darth Vader’s theme whenever she feels like life is not treating her the way it should be and she needs that extra injection of little evil emperor in her life — has been requesting this non-stop since we [...]

Bad Moms Love Bad Mom Tricks: Halloween Edition

By katie on November 6, 2011 Leave a Comment
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Yes I know Hallowe’en is sooo last week and that you are already planning the holiday shopping but this video was too good to not share. If I had told my daughter that I ate all her Hallowe’en candy she would have never displayed the restraint of these brothers. These boys were delivered the news [...]

Bad Moms Like NSFK Dora the Explorer

By katie on October 24, 2011 1 Comment
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In this very special episode of Dora the Explorer, Dora is all grown up, Boots has seen better days, and Swiper is armed and dangerous. Oh wait, so it Dora.   This is totally not safe for the kids to watch but it sure is entertaining for the adults who have endured la totura especial [...]

Bad Little Monsters Say Yes To Gaga GooGoo

By katie on August 3, 2011 1 Comment
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How many times have you been trolling the racks at Baby Gap and said under your breath “Screw all these cute little pink dresses, I wish Lady Gaga would design baby clothing. She’d create the kind of baby clothing my daughter needs. Gaga would make baby clothing that screams ‘Outta my way establishment, I WAS [...]

Bad Moms Love Werner Herzog’s Madeline

By katie on July 27, 2011 1 Comment
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OK, so I know this isn’t really Werner Herzog reading Madeline, the children’s classic from my own childhood, but I think Herzog would readily agree to narrating the tale of an young girls living at a Parisian boarding school because of the series’ classic closing line: ‘That’s all there is; there isn’t any more.’ That [...]

Because Sesame Street Is Always A Sure Shot

By katie on July 20, 2011 1 Comment
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Sesame Street. I was raised on it, I will always love it, and as far as I’m concerned, it can do no wrong. What? Come on now, well made children’s programming never hurt anyone and we all know that moderation and moderation are the keys, yo. Anyway. I’m all grown up now so I prefer [...]

Baby Faces Sometimes Freak Me Out

By katie on June 27, 2011 1 Comment
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This morning I woke up to my 5 year old screaming at me about how much she does not want to go to school. Not because anything bad is going on, or that she hates her teacher, or cannot stand her friends. She was screaming at me that she doesn’t want to go to school [...]

Baby Get Your Glee On!

By Her Bad Mother on June 23, 2011 Leave a Comment

I’m tempted to say that this kid is the cutest kid ever caught on video, but given that I have a special bias about this kid and also this kid (groovin’ to Katy Perry, y’all), I’m going to have to resist that temptation. Still. This little guy’s a contender, for sure.

Beyonce’s Girls Rule (The World) Vs. Nineteen Percent Vlogger

By Emma on June 17, 2011 6 Comments

In case you  missed it: Girls Rule (The World). Beyonce says so. Of all the reasons I hate this song, the use of parentheses may just put me over the edge, I consider the use of a good parentheses sacrosanct. But I digress. From what I understand of Beyonce’s video, girls rule the world because [...]

Nature’s Nanny: The Otter

By katie on May 24, 2011 2 Comments
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Next time I need someone to exhaust my kid — because you know, I’m already exhausted and my child falls into the category know as ‘never tired’ — I am hiring an otter to do the job. Why an otter you ask? Well the proof is in this video: Look at him go! You can [...]

Elmo Does Late Night

By Her Bad Mother on May 4, 2011 1 Comment

Why Elmo hasn’t been on the Daily Show, I don’t know – maybe they’re holding out for Big Bird – but his appearance on Jimmy Fallon was pretty awesome: Come to think of it, maybe Elmo isn’t a good fit for the Daily Show. Maybe Elmo’s more of a Colbert guy. Hard to say. In [...]

Bad Moms Don’t Really Care All That Much About The Royal Wedding, Mostly

By Her Bad Mother on April 28, 2011 Leave a Comment

Look, I get woken up enough at 3am by my toddler. I don’t need to actually make the effort to get out of bed, just to see a wedding, even if it is Kate and Wills, and even if they are kind of adorable, and even if I do have fond memories of getting up [...]