Have A Holly Jolly Bad Whatever

By on December 24, 2009 2 Comments

Also, have a meerkat. You deserve it. Today's just going to be about video, music, links and maybe a recipe for beer nog. Just, you know, festive-y stuff. Fun stuff. And then we'll be going dark for a few days while we play Santa – badly – and make Christmas dinners – badly – and [...]

Bad Flicks: So, J-Lo, A Vampire, And A Turkey Baster Walk Into A Bar…

By on December 23, 2009 1 Comment

Oh, look. Another movie about a woman getting pregnant and feeling all conflicted because! Is she ready? She is! But! There's a Guy! Is he ready? Maybe! Not! No! Wait! What will they do? HIJINKS ENSUE. (Trailer after the jump…)

Bad Moms Wanna Know: Is This Ad Bad-Bad, Or, You Know, BAD?

By on December 22, 2009 19 Comments

Okay, so. I'm just gonna say up front that I kinda grinned at this commercial. And giggled. And snorted. And such. Which is to say: I thought it was funny. Sure, the water-tossing bit was a bit much, but otherwise, I could kinda relate a little bit, you know? Not everybody thinks so, apparently. The [...]

The More Bad Moms Know: Revolver? I Hardly Know Her.

By on December 15, 2009 3 Comments

Ever caught yourself alone with the kids and heard a scary noise? Ever been embarrassed during small talk at the playground because you refered to a rifle as a pistol or a shotgun as a hand gun? Ever heard another mom discussing bullets and only belatedly realizing that she was not talking about formatting documents [...]

This Week In Muppets: Today’s Jake Gyllenhaal Moment Was Brought To You By The Letter RWARR

By on December 14, 2009 5 Comments

This Sesame Street moment is one that you won't mind playing over and over and over again for the kids. You may even catch yourself playing it even when the kids have been in bed for hours. Or even ordering them out of the room so you can watch it in peace.

Yeah, I’m A Twilight Mom. What’s It To You?

By on December 11, 2009 6 Comments

Sure, New Moon has been out for weeks now but we at the Bad Moms Club only got around to seeing it this past Saturday (in IMAX no less, which for the record makes both Teams look divine). Know why it took us so long? Because arranging a babysitter for all of our offspring at [...]

Cute Video Overload (Not Suitable For Anywhere Where You Can’t Squee, Loudly)

By on December 10, 2009 2 Comments

I want to eat this kid alive he is so cute. I'm yours boy. And I mean that in the least creepy way possible.

2009: The Year Of The Bad Mom Spectacular Spectacular (Did Someone Say MONTAGE?)

By on December 10, 2009 Leave a Comment

Tis the time of year again where we all get subjected to Year In Review segments and The Bad Moms Club is no different. Except we will only show you the stuff that made us laugh. And lordy, I forgot how many parenting-related media spectacles there were this year. Can you say Octomom, Jon & [...]

Ode To Meep, I Mean JOY!

By on December 9, 2009 Leave a Comment

We love this more than any other rendition of Ode To Joy, EV-ER. source via awesome Bad Mom Jen

If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Sling On It

By on December 9, 2009 3 Comments

My first baby hated slings. HATED them. Slings, Baby Bjorns, carriers: if it strapped her against me, she didn't want to have anything to do with it. My second baby? LOVED the sling. My back still hurts from all the sling-loving. It probably would have hurt more if I'd been doing this sort of thing:

Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman: Christmas Miracles, FOR THE WIN

By on December 7, 2009 1 Comment

Don't let your kids watch this. Or, do, but be prepared to explain why Frosty keeps his porn in an abandoned rail car.

The Latest in Kiddie Tunes: Grindcore

By on December 3, 2009 5 Comments

How much do I love this video of this kid singing(?) along with the car stereo? HE RULEZ! Not everybody is a grindcore fan (myself included) but I think this kid definitely rocks it to the extreme. source

Bad Mom Breathing Room: Jack Black Gets Yo Gabba Jiggy With It

By on December 2, 2009 2 Comments

Need two minutes of “me time” sometime today? This Yo Gabba Gabba snippet featuring Jack Black doing a jig while dressed as DJ Lance will hypnotize the wee one(s) long enough for you to go pee, finish a page in a real book (not written by Richard Scarry), or throw back a glass (or two) [...]

Man Vs Toddler, For The Win

By on November 26, 2009 Leave a Comment

Instead of the traditional touch-football game today, how about some friendly toddler-baiting?

Because We’re Easy Come, Easy Go, Little High, Little Low

By on November 25, 2009 1 Comment

This just is what it is. I know that you can find it all over the Internet, and you've probably seen it thirty-hundred times already, but seriously, it is so awesome – and totally reflective of what parenthood means to us here at BMC – that we had to post it. Watch, and rejoice: