Memo to Sesame Street: the only thing that could have made this clip better is if Tim Gunn had wandered in at the end and said MAKE IT WORK. Please get on that.
Heidi Klum And Elmo And Footwear: More Awesome Than You Probably Need
By on February 2, 2011 Leave a CommentBad Moms Share: Best Nativity Video
By on December 27, 2010 Leave a Comment
I dare you to find a cuter video of the story of birth of Christ. First up you are never going to hear cuter accents than these New Zealand children who re-enact the story of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. That boy who plays the Angel Gabriel makes me sigh. Second, the scene where the donkey [...]
Twas The Night Before Christmas: Werner Herzog Tells It Like It Is.
By on December 17, 2010 1 CommentYou just knew if there was a fake Werner Herzog video featuring fake Herzog reading a children’s classic — NAY — a children’s CHRISTMAS classic floating around the internet that The Bad Moms Club would find it. Behold! ‘Twas the night before the Christmas, a season ruled by all consuming desire. Desire for things or [...]
Rudolph The… Regular Reindeer? YouTubeorama
By on December 16, 2010 Leave a CommentLast week was the Police / Rudolph mash-up that resulted in the awesomeness known as Rudolph you don’t need to turn out the red light. This week it’s what would have happened if doctors had ‘fixed’ Rudolph’s ‘disfiguring facial deformity’. Wow, when you put it that way, it doesn’t sound so much as special than [...]
Rudolph, You Don’t Need To Put On The Red Light
By on December 10, 2010 2 Comments
Do you know how many times my 5-year old has made me watch the classic stop-animation movie Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer? DO YOU?!?!? I’m not sure either but it’s enough that I pretty much know it verbatim. To think, I once looked forward to this show when it came on TV as a child and [...]
Nothing Ruffles This Mom. Not Even The Wind.
By on December 8, 2010 2 Comments
Weather can be a nightmare for parents. It was bad enough when weather ruined your life in the years before you were responsible for the lives of wee ones. When you are a parent stuck with your kids in bad weather, not only do you feel miserable because of inclement conditions, you also feel the [...]
Groove Is In The Carseat
By on November 29, 2010 1 Comment
Why we never recorded our little one rocking out to The White Stripes’ Rag and Bone is beyond me. Any time that song came on the stereo, our toddler would get her groove on and just like that, all the stress of parenting would evaporate in one shimmy of her diapered booty shake. Watching her [...]
Bad Moms Love The FIRST SPARK Kids PC Because, Seriously
By on November 11, 2010 1 Comment
I’ve been pretty open about my support of my children’s love of technology. I’ve also been pretty open about my concern over the fact that their love of technology leads them to do things like appropriate my iPhone or smash my laptop (twice). Which, really, constitutes a kind of contradiction: I like that they like [...]
Baby Otters! Easier To Bathe Than Babies!
By on November 10, 2010 2 Comments
I’ve joked, once or twice, that zookeepers have it easier than I do, given the fact that while they care for hundreds of wild animals, I care for two rabid badgers with bad attitudes and opposable thumbs, and the latter is much, much harder, not least because zookeepers get to go to their non-zoo homes [...]
Bad Moms Know Awesome When They See It
By on November 1, 2010 1 Comment
Okay, seriously. If you don’t laugh – even just a little – at this, then I’m not sure that we can be friends. Because although the chest hair is maybe just a teeny little bit disturbing, the overall effect of the chub-legged, be-diapered slow run is EPIC: I don’t think that I ever would have [...]
Bad Moms Are Over-Sharers And Don’t Care Who Knows It
By on October 25, 2010 Leave a Comment
Yes, our kids are going to hell in a virtual handbasket and it is ALL OUR FAULT. For shame, you guys. FOR SHAME. /rolls eyes. /sighs loudly. /mutters ‘WHATEVER’ sotto voce and wanders off to get coffee. MAMA NEEDS FUEL FOR HER BLOGGIN’.
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