Bad Moms Love Canadian Stuff
We do, we really do love our Canadian stuff. My childhood (and probably yours) wouldn’t have been complete without the following Canadianisms to shape and influence our growing brains:
Oh Canada, The True North Strong And Bad
Did you know that there are more people in the state of California than there are in the entire country of Canada? Did you know Canada is the biggest supplier of oil to the US? (And we don’t dump it into major bodies of water – take that BP.) Did you know Canada is to [...]
Bad Moms Love Bad Canadians
Happy Canada Day, eh! Hey, I’m allowed to make fun of the way we speak because I am Canadian (you know I am). Wow. That first statement is rife with Canadiana that my foreign friends may not detect. Oh Canada, we are so into inside jokes. Anyway. Today is the day to celebrate mapletasticity, baconisim, [...]
Mom Jeans: We Have Your Solutions Right Here
Good news, you guys! We now know what mom jeans are! MamaKaren tipped us off to this post, which explains, in detail, and with pictures, exactly what makes a mom jean. (Apparently, the defining feature of the mom jean is that it creates the illusion of ‘long butt.’ The placement of pockets is – and, [...]
Her Ovaries Will Go On
As a Canadian, I’d just like to say this: we are in no way responsible for Celine Dion. We disavow Celine Dion. America, please take her, and her babies. They can live in Vegas. She can buy them diamond-encrusted binkies there. You can read more about Celine’s Alors! J’adore to have more babies! project at [...]
A Message From Canada To The World Regarding Justin Beiber
Attention Lovers Of Justin Beiber, Haters Of Justin Beiber, Sundry People Of Earth, And Also America: Canada has a message for you regarding Justin Beiber. Please see attached. Regards, Canada. .
Oh, Canada: Home Of The Creepy Game Shows!
Okay, um, WHOA. Any other Gen-X Canadians out there remember this show? And if you do, do you remember it being this totally, skeevily, pervy? *shudders* I totally remember watching this show – Just Like Mom! Starring Fergie Olver! Creepiest guy ever! – and I totally remember begging my mom to go on it. She [...]
Bad Moms Love The Birds And The Bees
Our kids are receiving sex education as early as kindergarten. In British Columbia, that meant a notice folded into the papers which came home with the year’s curriculum regarding in-class discussion of appropriate and inappropriate touches and how to say “no” if the children felt frightened or uncomfortable. By grade 7 they are being taught [...]
Because Everybody Needs More Canada
Oh, hey you guys! You should totally vote this up, and then come to North By Northeast to join the conversation. We’ll bring beer. And this is Toronto, not Austin, so you don’t have to worry about being eaten by hipsters. OUR hipsters are vegetarian and will only attack you if you smell like maple [...]
Bad Moms Love Diapers (No, Really)*
And now a word from one of our sponsors… If you’re pregnant, or just had a baby – and you’re Canadian (ed. note: yes! a contest that is, finally, for Canadians!) – you’ll want to be part of our HUGGIES “Happy Healthy Baby” party, sponsored by Huggies, Playskool, WhereParentsTalk.com, and Heritage RESPs! Have a house [...]
