From The Bad Canucks Club: Baby Brain, Myth Or Misinterpreted?

By on February 5, 2010 2 Comments

In today's "why did anyone even manage to get funded for this study" news, it turns out that baby brain is a myth. You know, that whole thing whereby you get pregnant and you all of a sudden forget how to spell your name? That thing we all lived through? Yes. Myth. Aren't you glad [...]

Pelvic Examination Under Anaesthesia: Immoral Teaching Tool? A Nursing Student Weighs In

By on January 29, 2010 1 Comment

Posted by Karen. Like Shannon, I read and was horrified by the Globe and Mail article "Time to End Pelvic Exams Done Without Consent."  My first reaction – as a student returning to nursing school – was that this article was written quite inflammatory and I began to search for a semblance of truth behind [...]

Dear Nether-Probers: We, The Undersigned, Say STOP IT.

By on January 29, 2010 287 Comments

The letter below is an open letter concerning the practice of non-consensual pelvic exams, about which you can learn more at yesterday's angry rant. Please leave a comment in support, as a virtual signature, and we'll circulate this everywhere and make a big stinky fuss until these policies get changed. Dear Canadian Medical Association, Doctors [...]

Maple Syrup And Bacon, Coming Right Up

By on January 26, 2010 Leave a Comment

I know that it's not like everyone is lining up down the hallway waiting – anxiously, sweatily – for the posting of our Best Ever List Of Canadian Mommy Bloggers (And One Or Two Dads) That You Should Totally Be Reading If You're Not Already, but still: I feel badly that I didn't get it [...]

From The Bad Canucks Club: Calling George Orwell

By on January 22, 2010 Leave a Comment

Every time someone from VANOC security is on television, my images of what it's REALLY going to be like here in Vancouver during the 2010 Winter Olympics grows even more dystopian and bizarre. Have you ever seen Gilliam's film Brazil? In the movie, the future is not pretty.  But the government works very hard at making sure you never [...]

Hyper Parents And Helicopter Parents And Curler Parents, Oh My

By on January 20, 2010 12 Comments

I think that the most interesting thing about the trailer for the upcoming CBC documentary on hyper parenting (watch it after the jump) was the news that in some places 'helicopter' parents are referred to as 'curler' parents (as in curling, the winter sport; as in, presumably, 'sweeping away all obstacles so that one's giant [...]

Paperbag Planes: Munsch Won’t Be Encouraging Kids To Terrorize Anything Except Their Parents

By on January 19, 2010 4 Comments

Last week my head spun around when I read about an eight-year old American boy who by all appearances and contrary to TSA's denial, is on the 'no-fly' list because he has the same name as a person who apparently is on the list. That story was completely ridiculous and frustrating to read. Now there [...]

Bad Moms Know That Everything Goes Better With Bacon, And Also Awards

By on January 13, 2010 74 Comments

You might not know this about us, but we're Canadian. Which means that we like bacon and maple syrup and Leonard Cohen and beavers and recreational activities involving ice (this includes shaking martinis, but not curling. Curling is dumb. Unless you do it while drinking martinis) and also means that we have a soft spot [...]

Bad Moms Wanna Know: Should Our Girls Shake Their Groove Thangs?

By on December 1, 2009 13 Comments

The ladies at Jezebel think that this Gap commercial – featuring the dance stylings of a horde of be-sweatered pre-tweens – is maybe a little on the disturbing, junior Pussycat Doll side. We say… well, we don’t know what we say.

I Said BATHE The Baby, Not BASTE The Baby

By on November 26, 2009 1 Comment

Happy Thanksgiving, you guys. Don't eat your babies.

Come Along And Sing A Song And Join The Jamboree! (B-A-D. M-O-M. S-C-L-U-B!)

By on November 22, 2009 30 Comments

Oh, hey! HELLO. Welcome to our club! The Bad Moms Club. Everyone's allowed. Mostly. (Yes, boys too. Dads are, after all, the new moms.) Are you pretty sure that you're bad, but, like, in a good way? Then come on in!