Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
OK, yeah, I went huh? too. Posh and Becks’ fourth child, a squashy, seven-pound baby girl who will undoubtedly be the apple of her three older brothers’ eyes, was christened Harper Seven Beckham. Certainly a unique name. While Harper doesn’t appear to have any particular meaning (visceral Canadian response to the Prime Minister notwithstanding), it [...]
WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS? Oh right, I’m kind of lazy. Parents of little Natalie took pictures of her almost every single day since she was born and made a time-lapse video of her growing up before the camera’s eye (literally) over 10 (!!) years. Watch her posture improve, hair grow, and her little [...]
A sucker was born when my girl entered the world and I’m not referring to the fact that she was breastfed. The ‘sucker’ was me. Why sucker? Basically, because I believed all the promises made by baby toy manufacturers that they had produced the ULTIMATE baby toy that would stimulate and educate my tiny sprog. [...]
If you are a parent that title is a complete no-brainer. Babies are even more precious when asleep, it’s just a fact that needs no scientific proof. When my baby was asleep I barely moved, much less breathed, for fear of waking her. She was a very light and bad sleeper and she did NOT [...]
It’s difficult to determine exactly which came first, the watermelon or the baby. Despite the mystery of whether the child is eating it’s way into the watermelon or eating it’s way out of the watermelon (which then begs the questions HOW did the baby get into the watermelon in the first place and is this [...]
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