When Children Ask Tough Questions

By on January 31, 2011 9 Comments
Where does bacon come from?

As a parent, you know this day will eventually come. When they’re done with cribs, when they’re finished with toilet training; when they make it to school with the playground talk and the influence of their peers and a bigger world, you know the approach is near.  But then, even then, The Big Question still [...]

Bacon Baby Formula: This Bad Mom Does Not Approve

By on April 6, 2010 8 Comments
Bacon Baby Formula

AGAIN WITH THE BACON! Last week we featured research that finally supports the fact – the FACT! – that bacon makes babies brainier, and before that we shared the interesting and now proven-by-science claim that more than 40% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex. And now we’re here to tell you that this whole UP [...]

Babies Want Bacon, Now With More Scientific Research.

By on March 30, 2010 Leave a Comment
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A recent study in baby development explains, I think, my entirely unscientifically proven assertion that Canadian babies are in fact more intelligent than the average bear. According to science – SCIENCE, people – a chemical that is found in eggs and pork products might help in the development of a baby’s growing brain.

Bacon And Maple Syrup Sandwiches And Beer Nog, All Around!

By on February 16, 2010 Leave a Comment

Well, it took us a few weeks, but we finally did it, just in time for the Olympics: we've made that list that we promised. You know the one: the awesome one! The Mapletastic Awesome List Of Canadian Mom Bloggers Who Would Totally Be Gold Medal Olympians If There Were An Olympics Of Blogging! Go [...]

Bad Moms Know That Everything Goes Better With Bacon, And Also Awards

By on January 13, 2010 74 Comments

You might not know this about us, but we're Canadian. Which means that we like bacon and maple syrup and Leonard Cohen and beavers and recreational activities involving ice (this includes shaking martinis, but not curling. Curling is dumb. Unless you do it while drinking martinis) and also means that we have a soft spot [...]