Did Victoria Beckham Get Pregnant Just To Be In Vogue?

By on February 9, 2011 1 Comment
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I should probably re-phrase that question: did Victoria Beckham get pregnant just to be in Vogue MAGAZINE? (AMERICAN Vogue magazine, that is.) Because, of course it’s in vogue to have babies. That’s what People magazine and TMZ and Celebrity Baby Scoop tell us, anyway. Having babies is cool! Just ask Natalie Portman and Rachel Zoe [...]

Bad Moms Wanna Know What Is Up With Madonna

By on July 21, 2010 8 Comments
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Madonna is a fascinating case in the pantheon of celebrity mothers. You would think that she’d have asserted herself as the Mother Of All Bad Mothers, what with the pointy-bra’ed, Sex book-y, flirtation-with-heresy past and all, but instead she went and became all stiff and British and wrote some saccharine children’s books and bragged about [...]

Her Ovaries Will Go On

By on May 31, 2010 3 Comments
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As a Canadian, I’d just like to say this: we are in no way responsible for Celine Dion. We disavow Celine Dion. America, please take her, and her babies. They can live in Vegas. She can buy them diamond-encrusted binkies there. You can read more about Celine’s Alors! J’adore to have more babies! project at [...]