Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
I have two boys in full-time school and one girl in preschool (full-time next year!), so I am no stranger to opening up the “professional” photos taken of my kids and laughing out loud. The cheesy poses! The deer-in-the-headlight expressions! The same background they used when *I* was in Kindergarten thirty years ago! Who doesn’t [...]
1. Use Whiskey No, not the beverage; the word. Unless, of course, a shot of whiskey is your thing. If you try to make your kids smile by telling them to say “cheese” their smiles will look, well, cheesy. If you have them say “whiskey” (or “monkey” if you have an adverse reaction to whiskey), [...]
We all know that the best time of day for shooting photos is in the early morning or early evening. If you did not know this already? Now you do. I could get all technical and such and explain about the fact that light is measured in….never mind. Just trust me. Early morning and early [...]
If you are a parent that title is a complete no-brainer. Babies are even more precious when asleep, it’s just a fact that needs no scientific proof. When my baby was asleep I barely moved, much less breathed, for fear of waking her. She was a very light and bad sleeper and she did NOT [...]
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