Bad Mom Warning: Having Kids Could Be Hazardous To Your Health. And Your Sanity

By on October 14, 2010 5 Comments
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Here’s a parenting tip: don’t have teenage daughters. If you can, avoid it at all costs. They suck and they will cause you to overuse alcohol. Seriously. Teenagers should come with warning labels from the Surgeon General that reads: WARNING, This teenager (posing as a human) may cause premature gray hair or hair loss, raging [...]

My Only Regret Is That I Don’t Speak Chinese

By on June 2, 2010 11 Comments
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I recently came across this story of a dad in China who chained his 8 year old son to a light post and tried to auction him off. When I read the headline I was immediately outraged. I mean, what parent would do this to his child? Only the monster kind of parent, right? As [...]